Silly little game that I picked up on my anime con forums. Plain and simple. Youre not really banned. You ban the person who posts before for any reason at all.

Example: You are banned because I am the Easter Platypus


No body is above me so...

@Larian - because im awesome.

I am banned because I m the mold fungus ?

You dont ban yourself. You ban the person who posted before you for anything that pops into your head.

For example, I could ban Legionangel for trying to start a game from another forum, or having an avatar with a gun in a fantasy RPG forum.

Legionangel, you should have banned Alrik for not following the rules of the game.

^banned for making fun of my avatar which was my original character at a con 2 yrs ago. Drawn by some professional anime artist whos name I cant remember.

^banned again for being canadian.

Banned for not being a dragon

Banned for not using a full stop at the end of your sentence.

Banned for copying me and using a quote from Matthew

Banned for not using a full stop at the end of your sentence.

Banned. For I am the walrus. Coo coo cachew.

Banned. For being a walrus chewing coo coo, and starting something that could potentially shut down the server.

Banned for chewing dirty socks

You're banned for giving me the socks.

Banned for playing by yourself...

Banned for playing with yourself.

Oh Yea.. Well, your banned has no drummer

Banned for being in my mind

banned for being an amtgarder.

banned for being an otaku.

Wait... what? NO!

Banned for...

Banned for calling me things in which I don't know the meaning

banned because my avatar is cooler than yours

Banned my avatar eats yours

Double banned your avatar was a phone pic from a theme park

banned for failing on the last 2 posts.

post one; zombies don't eat dragons

post two; it is a pic of the dragon saphira from the movie eragon, yeah terrible movie, but I liked how the dragon was done

banned for mistaking a dragon devouring hell spawn for a zombie.

banned. its still a dragon against whatever. dragons always win

banned for looking more like a giraffe with scabies than a dragon

banned, the horns are cut off

Banned for using a doctored photo to legitimize a giraffe with scabies

banned, first of all, its scales not scabies

second, google "Saphira" its not doctored

Banned for not using google to look up scabies

banned. scabies aren't blue

Banned giraffes aren't dragons

Banned. its not a griaffe

Banned for trying to ban someone with they're avatar

Banned for thinking you were the amtgarder and otaku.

Banned again for not googling otaku.

And again for being a player of RPGs and not knowing what amtgard is

Banned because of bunnies

Banned for tag teaming a hell spawn w/ Axl Rose on a giraffe w/ scabies

banned becuase zombies are dum :P

Banned for not adhering to previous ban

banned for saying the word banned.

Banned for confusing text with speech

banned because i say so

Banned for not coming up with anything better than i say so

Banned for standing in front of mirrors and calling it many.

banned

Banned for not having any occupation or hobbies.

banned for pot calling the kettle black

Banned for comparing a copper pot w/an iron kettle

banned because its late and I need to sleep

Banned for sleeping

Banned for having an avater that is a booger with teeth.

Banned for that's snot funny

Banned because the Geth doesn't wear bandanas

Banned for posting pics of Axl Rose

banned because they could be redneck geth

Banned for a hit and run

banned for not paying the mortgage on your trailer.

Banned for losing the trailer in an estate auction

Banned for divorcing your cousin

Banned for introducing us

banned for using a lawnmower to drive to work.

Banned for stealing my car
banned again trying to pass off your aunt as one of my cousins

Banned for having an aunt so harry, BIGFOOT takes pics of HER!

Banned for having a mother so fat, she could see shade

Banned FHAM so dumb, if someone said it was chilly outside she would run out the door with a bowl in her hand.

Banned because I said so

Banned for repeating a previous ban for the same reason

Banned for repeating a previous ban for the same reason

Banned for plagiarism

Banned for bad teeth

Banned for plagiarism

Banned because I think SENIOR is great

Banned because I think born2beagator is great

Banned for actually being born from a gator

Banned for not know this is a college sports reference

Banned for trying to pass off lineage as a college mascot

banned because you wish you had a gator for a mascot

Banned because you wish you didn't have a gator for a parent

Banned because gator parents are kewl

Banned being of gator origin cannot correctly spell cool

banned because this is how gators spell kewl

Banned for actually believing gators can spell anything

banned because if a gator can't spell anything, how am I spelling things?

Banned for getting someone to type for an illiterate gator

banned because I can eat your face

Banned because because you probably eat anything

banned because I just ate your cat

Banned because I could SO! go with that, but I won't

Banned for actually eating all the cats

Banned because kitties are yummy

Banned for mistaking a cluch of skunks for a litter of kittens

Banned for misspelling clutch

Banned for referring to a typo as a misspelling

Banned because there is no difference

Banned for not understanding the difference between a typo and a misspelling due to being under the influence of toxins from eating a clutch of skunks

legionangel is banned for duel weilding two hands full of vasoline....

Banned for assuming legionangle requires the use of an additional hand.

StoneMonster is banned for thinking that I have to use my own hands.

Banned for using Him Toys.

StoneMUNCHERer is banned for using TRICKY...TRICK..TRICK on another thread

Banned for calling my woman a Him Toy.

Banned for referring to an inflatable inanimate object as an actual person.

Legionangle's ban is temp lifted for removing pics of Axl Rose, that were taken at the GOT-A-HAVEM' charity fundraiser event.

Banned because I have more posts than you

Banned because the bars that surround the cages of the giraffe and gator exhibits do not count as posts

Banned because the Flying Spaghetti Monster lovels Axl Rose.

Banned for an attempt to throw people by using the alias Flying Spaghetti Monster

please note that Legionangle's ban has been permanently reinstated

Senior Cinco is banned for having a face only a mother could love....

Banned because stone monsters are dumb

StoneMuncher is banned for assuming demon hell spawns have mothers

Please note: The ban on born2beagator is temp lifted for acknowledging the limited intelligence of StoneMuncher

Banned for having an uneven number of teeth

banned for having no teeth

Banned because a dragon has hundreds of teeth

Banned for repeatedly counting the same tooth hundreds of times

Banned for being eaten

Banned for thinking a demon hell spawn can be eaten by a cud chewing giraffe with scabies

banned because this dragon does not want to start the same argument again

Banned for trying to evade Federal Prosecution by settling in Florida thinking it was Mexico.

Senior Cinco is banned for dropping the first virus on the interwebs with a comadore 64 !!!

Banned for misleading with false facts. It was an ATARI XL on a BBS, and I dropped a microdot.

gator is banned for not understanding the rules for the Grey Lakes

Banned for double posting

Banned for bricking my wii.

Banned for buying a wii (I ain't into all that jump'n around)

SENIOR CINCO and legionangel are banned for discussing a Wii, take it to the bathroom.

StoneMUNCHer is banned for being jobless, with no hobbies, completely unaware of his location, has absolutely no class and is...well no one cares about the alignment.

SENIOR CINCO is banned for being right ,once in his life...

and you are all banned for existing

Raven.rpg is banned for having a frog with a beak in his picture.

Banned because you don't know that is a wyvern

born2beagator is banned because of his pic with a light blue horse.

Roll tide.... lol

banned because that is a dragon

Double ban on stonemonster because WTF does an elephant have to do with Crimson tide? is the elephant high on laundry detergent or something?

Banned for loving history yet can't picture an ancient battle led with war elephants over a wave of blood

Banned because hicks from alabama probably have never seen an elepahnt outside of a zoo

banned for actually living in a zoo

banned because i have more posts than you

Banned because you also have more hair than anyone

banned because you wish you had blue feathers for hair. Or were you talking about me, and not my avatar? In that case, you wish you had my lovely locks

Banned, for mistaking disease infested scar tissue for feathers there, Chewbacca.

banned for hurting my dragon's feelings

Banned for thinking I love the elephants... just poking at your tag , dislike the Tide...
was just a hip check...

Gator is banned for thinking 2+2 = purple

Banned because 2+2 is 4 not purple

Banned for not knowing what 2+2 is for

Banned because your head is on fire

Banned for having observation skills that rival Sherlock Holmes

Banned for false flattery

Banned for assuming the intent of flattery, false or otherwise.

Banned for having a wierd green bodiless alien next to your screen name

Banned for not understanding the intentional omittance of the body as to not obscure the fact of being flipped off, not once, but twice.

banned because I can't think of anything else and I have more posts than you

FOR THE LOVE OF....Maker help you

Banned for acknowledging the fact that you can count the bars around your cadge...AGAIN...

Banned for staring in the TV show Swamp People

Banned for double posting and spelling cage wrong.

LOL! Hey , u r right...
I spelled C A D G E , as in begging LOL!

Banned for going off topic

Banned for NOT going AWAY

Banned for not ending your sentence with a period.

Banned for being ON a period.

Banned because I am male.

Banned for being male with PMS.

Senior Cinco is banned because it is 3:30 am and I can't sleep and I feel like banning someone.

Banned for being an insomniac.

Legionangel is banned for showing up whenever he wants.

Banned for trying to be Ghost Rider.

Banned for smelly feet.

Banned for having a fetish for smelling peoples feet.

Banned for trying to compare me to your creepy foot doctor.

Banned for being a proctologist.

Banned for being awarded Frequent Flyer Miles from visits to the proctologist.

Banned for sloughing.

Banned for collecting slough

"It puts the lotion on"

Banned for secretly being Buffalo Bob.

Banned for secretly being Mr Ed.

Banned for being the person to figure out how to make Mr. Ed talk by using a carrot.

Banned for thinking it was a carrot.

Banned for replacing the carrot with your avatar.

Banned for having an avatar that looks like Gilligan with his head wrapped in one of Ginger's scarfs.

Banned for thinking thats Gingers scarf.

Banned for actually being from Mr Howell and trying to pass it off as Ginger's

Banned for being Mr Howell.

Banned for being Lovie

Banned for being a vampire that sparkles.

Banned for banning the creator of WDKS EYEWITNESS NEWS.

Banned for watching the news.

Legionangel is banned for being in the news.

Banned for thinking the news is actually true.

Banned because pics don't lie. Especially the one of you being halled in by the authorites, wearing only a moist towelete.

Banned because the Homebrew Channel is awesome.

Banned because Leave It To Beaver is not

Banned because Rocky Balboa went the distance and not you.

Banned because of the empty distance between your ears.

Banned because you tried to swim with The Lady of the Lake.

Banned for not being able to count to 21.

Banned for starting at 22.

Banned for making an autobiography entitled "Slingblade"

banned for trying to rob a bank with a water gun.

Banned for not paying your water bill.

Banned for not eating your vegetables.

Banned for for being asked for an autograph, thinking you're Larry The Cable Guy.

Banned for thinking Larry the Cable guy really was a cable guy.

Banned for not bathing.

Banned for using a trash bag as a parachute.

Banned for wettn' your pants while locked in the men's room

Banned for being pantsed in from of Sean Connery while going commando.

Banned for having a mother so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Banned for not having a family.

Banned for being the sap of the family tree

Banned because the sap has been turned into syrup.

Banned for shaving your butt and walking backwards

Banned for thinking chain mail armor was armor made out of letters in you mail box.

Banned for selling your car for gas money

Banned for being married 3 times and still having the same in-laws.

Banned for being married 3 times and still having the same cell mate.

Banned for passing me in post count

Banned for passing out.

Banned because I have a life

Banned for trying to ban someone due to his own actions.

Banned because I drove all the way to watch a MLB game and my team lost and now I am mad. I don't care who is banned. Someone is banned.

Banned for driving to a baseball game in a Mako.

Banned because the mako is the ultimate traffic beater.

Banned for being a looser, driving a looser, to watch a looser, play a looser, only to loose in the end.

Banned because my team is first in their division, so they are not losers.
oh and a double ban for spelling loser wrong.

Banned because major loosers get an extra 'o'.

Banned because that is still spelled wrong :P

nevermind

Awww... Banned for ducking. Awww...

Gator is double banned for not posting a legit ban.

Banned for double posting.

Banned for having the wit of a turnip.

PS: glad to see you have made it this for into the last day on earth

that prediction was bogus from the start
There are some ticked off people around the world who donated to this fraud

Banned for posting without starting with a ban.

SENIOR is banned for being away from the forum for too long.

Banned for double posting

Banned because black is not a color.

Banned for not posting in the Divinity threads often.

Banned because you like Dragon Age

Banned because you dare to write down the name of a game you hate !

Banned because you don't have a Dragon as your Avatar

Banned for replying to a two month old comment with which I had hoped that my comment would be last.

Banned because you prefer DA but have a D2ED Avatar

Banned because you keep going on about Dragon Age: Origins and because you insulted Joram's awesome avatar.

banned because your not a Dragon

Banned because you wish to set Demonic on fire with a fireball !

Banned for sleeping & allowing it to happen lol

Banned for saying I'm a lazy Ghost

Banned for being a ghost with spikes in his hair

No, that's my windy long hair !

Banned because you dare to name my hair "spikes" ! How dare you !

Banned for telling me Lancet had already wrote a guide

Banned for still writing and writing and wr.... a guide
... but I wish to read a finished guide NOW !
lol

Banned for trying to rush a masterpiece lol

But you're right, no use of any Rush Attacky anymore ...


Banned for using my Rush Attacky !!
He hoo, I need my Creature in the battlefield ! ... long wave ...

Banned for trying to move out the way lol

Banned for wishing me and Jorom dead and attacking Jorom's creature - while it was sleeping - for no reason.

Banned because you choose the word "Demonic" as his memebername ... while I want to use that name for my Summon Demon :
My Demonic Demon .

I best think about it to choose another name for him ... otherwise Demonic wish to banned me so I'm forced to jump out of the Forum Window !


Note :
But shortly I go for 10 days on vacation (from 7 to 17 of septembre), then I can't annoying nobody for awhile with all the Bellegar-like poetry's

Banned for wanting my name for your creature who was invented this year whereas my registration was last year... IT'S COPYRIGHTED!!!

Banned because you're still shouting MAXOS!

Amdusias? Can you hear what Demonic is saying whole the time ?
"Time to shoot a deadly exploding arrow at him", Amdusias answered !!

Banned for trying to wait outside the shop while I'm flying round draging people to buy DKS

O I just wish to ban myself out of this "You're banned game"
... but I can't !

So here we go again :
banned because I'm forced to spread my wings and drag and drop people to the gameshop while I wish to welcome new Divinity fans

I standing at the door & sing a charming poetry, again & again :
Come and see
Drink a cup of tea ...
While waiting in a long row,
You go with my charming flow .
Noboby will leave without a box ,
It's simply because the DKS rocks !

Banned because you prevented the soldier I sent to Amdusias to yell "Maxos!" at him.

Banned for sending a soldier to yell MAXOS insted of going yourself

Hi, this time now, I ban myself !
So nobody can ban me because I'm soon not here for ten days long ...
I go on vacation, somewhere in the Mountains ... sitting on a rock, waiting till the sun goes down and a big dragon is showing up ... No, just kidding !
I mean, I really go for ten days, but no dragons there, I believe ... but who knows what's spinning around in my mind ... ?

I'll miss you all here !

Wish you all good luck and have fun with whatever you can have fun !


Probably this is my last message before I leave ... if I can resist to not have a look (and who knows more?) at the forum tomorrow morning ...

Banned for going on holiday

nah just kidding I hope you have a wonderfull time Joram & we'll all be here when you get back, we miss you already

Be safe have fun & we'll see/speak to you when you return bye for now

Have fun!

Banned because Joram is'nt here to ban lol

Banned because I tried to ban a moderator

Banned for talking to myself

Banned for awnsering myself

Banned for being a pain in the A** lol

Banned because I'm bored

Banned because I still have to wait at least another 5 day's to bann Joram

Banned because I'm ythe only one here to bann

Banned because I'm still bored

& on the verge of flying over to find Joram so I can bann him lol

Banned because I don't like the idea of having 666 posts

Banned because now your post count is at 667, the neighbour of the beast.

Banned because your post count is WAY higher than mine

Banned because you are imaging about having a post count higher than Raze's.

Banned for registering before me

Banned Because theres still 4 more day's to wait till Joram gets back to find himself banned by MEEEEEEEEE

Banned because Jorum's still not here

Banned because you're crazy. Jorom is never coming back. He's afraid of your fireballs. He's on some Divinity fan site forum now. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Banned because it's taken you so long to realise that I'm crazy

Joram can't be affraid of my fireballs I gave him flame resistant cloths to wear for when my Dragon form is on it's time of the month lol

Banned for being Crazy & Sane at the same time

Banned for playing Final Fantasy XIII to try to unlock the last few Gamer pics instead of finishing the DKS guide

Banned because I spend way too much time browsing this forum

Banned for thinking theres such a thing as too much time when it comes to this forum

Banned because Jorams still not here & Demonic burns too easy

Banned because theres still one more day to wait till Joram returns

Banned because of still writing in this thread.

Banned because you haven't been writing in this thread

Banned because you talk too much (but in some way I like it!)

And also banned because you "all" aren't patiently enough to wait before I came back here to post !

By the way:
my vacation was magnificent !! I was in Austria (Tirol), making many walks in the mountains, I love that so much !
But now I've a little bit of a "musculkater"
= pain on the muscles of my legs, because I wish to climb as high as I can (about 2000m above the sea level, starting from 939m) to have a nice view - hoping to see somewhere a flying dragon !

Banned because you went away for so long & left me to talk to myself lol

But welcome back Joram , I'm gald you had a good time

& yes I know I talk WAY too much lol but I was bored & you weren't here to hurl fireballs at

& hurling fireballs at demonic is not as much fun because he burns too easy lol

I'm banned for being away from the forums for at least 2 months

Banned because you've got an avatar of some dragon that looks like a donkey.

Banned for being the donkey in the picture

Banned because you darf to say on this funny forum you've time to be bored ! How dare you !!

Banned for calling darf there's hardley anyone online on these forums anymore & theres rarely anyone on when I'm online.

Banned because you stole my words ... I had the wish to say the same thing ... but you ... banned me so I wasn't here when you was online and on the forum to write down a phrase or two, telling everyone there is rarely anyone ... and so on and so ...

happy you're coming back and make some posts because it's indeed quiet here ...
Is There Anybody Out There?
Only me and a few members ... and spammers, I spot them each day and let ForkTong do the durty work sending them to the Hellish Dimension so Ursula can play a nasty game with them !!

Banned Because I just needed to hurl a fireball at someone lol

So (hurls fireball at Jorum)

I'm banning myself for being away for so long

I banned myself because I darf to interrupt Ronja's playthrough for Amalur !

But my Mind turned me back to DKS yesterday evening, so I give myself green light to come back

Banned for NOT playing DKS lol

Banned Avenger to be a Divine !

Are You really the Divine One ?

Banned Joram for not realising I'm a Dragon Knight that's running around Avenging the Divine's supposed death

Banned myself to not realising the Divine One is still among us !!

Banned for blasphemy.

Banned myself because I darf to jump out of the "Soul-forced-with-a-Divnity-game" energy field.

Not because of another game, o no, not at all ! But because of other things in my life. Their is more in my life than games ! Yes, I'm not only a (Divnity) gamer

And above all I don't regret one second to sell 10 games (Xbox) !

Now I've 7 à 8 games for Xbox left to play, that feels much better and now I've more time again to play a Divnity game (and forget about the rest for a long time!).
And definitely buy next year Original Sin after I buy a brand new high tech laptop !

Banned for selling your games lol

Banned because you don't find a machine to make TIME !
Time to come back more often ...

But please come back on this forum and write down something ...

Miss you !