Let the battle begin Ill give you the first shot!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

So, you wanna fight with me? Who did you bring with you to challenge the mighty elf Galadriel!
*turns into the Dark Queen*
"In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen!"

*eep* lesson #1 at man school dont mess with scary evil women!!!

*Starts running*

"I may have bit off more than I can chew!!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Hmmmm, watching scary movies really pays off.
*starts looking behind every stone and turns every leaf*
Com'n, where are ya, little fellow? And why did you pee your pants? Not because of sweet little me, no?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Smells like a little boy behind this tree over there !

Rigs a trap and keeps running*

@nero: I would have chosen swords.


PS: At a dual you need a 2nd man/woman to take your place in case you run. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

I really hope that second man/woman is a little less of a coward then Nero!
I didn't even had to use my powers yet! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Hey Lynx, thanks for the hint! But I'm afraid you stepped in that big pile of poop that Nero has set up as a trap! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Hey Barta, can I use your wet noodle? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Try these out

I think the sticks will do fine Stone, thanks <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> I'm not sure about the noodles though ...

But the sure looks tasty... Mmmm, noodels...

Übereil

Yep you can use the wet noodles just because they are not mine.

I stole the the wet noodles punishment from Jurak <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Barta

aw cmon noodle torture you can do better than that you old scary elf wench

Just for the record, I ain't OLD ok <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> ?

Lets see what I can do with this little finger? *sticks out her pinkie finger ---> A hail of birdpoop comes out and strikes the of fear paralysed Nero! *
What do you think about that? And that is only with my little finger!!
*evil laughter* Mhuawhawhahaaaaaaaaa....that little creep is mine!!

btw, Barta, since you know how to handle that wet noodle, I suggest you use it on your next victim? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> I don't need it anymore <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />

borrows Kiya's spellbook...cleanse and Purify BAM!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> youll have to do better than that!!!

*Shoots big dang fireball at nasty OLD elfwitch!!!*

MY HAIR, MY HAIR, MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!! Oh no, it's just the roof, you have to aim better, dude!!

Hey Nero, that isn't the spellbook of Kiya, but a cursed version of it!! I have the real one, since we are ancient friends, the dragon and I. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> *evil laugh* *again* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Pfieeeeuw, Kiya, your breath, you really have to brush your teeth every once in a decade, your mouth smells like something has crawled in and died of burns.
*idea!* Why don't you breath in Nero direction before you go brushing? That will make him fall of his feet!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

CHEATER!!! You cant have help!!

Besides Kiya likes me! I hope...

*gets out his mace of evil OLD witch slaying!!*

Ding ding, end round one, please go to your corners.

That's right, 150 is nothing in elf years! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Hello everybody,
just thought I'd drop in with a new supply of "wet noodles"
for all who needs em!
Each set has enclosed instructions for maximum enjoyment,
and long-term side-effects.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

just remember to wash your noodle before and after each use! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Any questions, should be forwarded to Barta "Queen of the Wet Noodle" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

*ding ding*

Round two witch take this!!!

*flings noodles* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

*from outside of the Arena comes a voice*
Hmmm, Galadriel, becouse you have a green Face, your age is not your main problem i think. Do you eat from the wet noodles, or what? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Yes.....but only the ones that are dipped in Spinach <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Hence the greenness, jus ask me.... I know! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

If it's light I'll eat anything <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> After all, an elf should be carefull for her figure, you never know when I need my wings <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Well, Nero, where is that lash with your new wet noodle? I didn't feel a thing! It's hard to hit an elf like me. But hey, maybe you should wear those glasses the doctor prescribed you? You know? The ugly pair you just got from your mommy? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
She said you looked soo adorable in it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

@ Nero
Well, what happened here? Have I beaten the Great Ugly Nero? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Or are you just running away again?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I NEVER RUN AWAY!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

No I am going to lull you into a false sense of saftey

Cmere sweety <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

I have a six sense for people like you! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> I'm not gonna fall for that one!!
Did you hear about The Phial of Galadriel? It gives a brilliant light that struck fear in the hearts of the Enemy's servants.
*pointing the crystal towards Nero* Back off, you faul creature of the dark! Because you are entering the holy grounds of the Elfs!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />

*Nero shrinks to the size of a worm and crawls back in to his hole...*

See now how am I supposed to react now...Im a freaking worm...I cant do anything till you die and they bury you! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />

Hihihihihi..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> I won!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

In the end, NeroJB wins <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

@ Dragh
Oh, must certainly not, since I'm an Elf and he is just a worm. Elves live longer then worms you know... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, but they reproduce much more & much faster too. Never underestimate the power of little things; I hope you took care to the kind of worm you transformed him in... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Otherwise you can always come to your druidic friend for a vermifuge, but all I have has some odd, most of the time nasty side-effects... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

I transformed him into this one ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

runzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz away screaming.....

did you have to choose the ONE worm i have a phobia about?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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@ Lady Rain
I'm so sorry for your phobia, but I will give you a beautiful tiny unicorn instead. How about that? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

oh so youll be nice to her...I see how it is... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Heh, there's an oxymoron if I ever did see one.

so if we end round two do I get transfigured into my old self???

If you are a good boy, yes, I will turn you back into your OLD self <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Its hard not to be good as a worm...Ill go aerate something

Ok, when you are done aerating stuff, I will change you back into something good, like a lady bug or a small doggie, like mine. But without the sharp teeth, I don't want you attacking me from the back! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Well it appears that I am to become Galadriels Pet...hmmm I spose I can live with that...but I cant be much of a good pet without teeth to bite people!

You will be much more happy when you are my little lovable pet, I'll treat you like Paris Hilton treats her Tinkerbell. You can even sleep in my room, but not in my bed of course, I don't want to wake up all covered in slime... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Nice doggie... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

*throws in the towel...*

Worms dont really talk but I am saying "I give up"

Whoa! That's a strong fucken worm!

Übereil

It's a very tiny towel, Üb <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />Wormsize...

*flexes bulging worm muscles!*

Look how strong you have become! Now you can single-handedly open your can <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

So I like dirt an all but um...can I not be a worm anymore...I always kinda wished I was a Phoenix...everyone (especially super mage elves) should have a pet Phoenix!

You're wish is (for this one time) my command!
*Gal swings a bit with her hands and mumbles a few magical words...*
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />POOF <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />

Oops, wrong animal, but will that be good enough for you Nero? Besides, I always wanted a unicorn as a pet, especially the powerful "super mage elf" that I am! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Do I look great on this picture or what? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

So Gal you realize that you have to challenge someone now...this is a king of the hill tourney!

Seem to be the thing, huh?
Well, who shall I challenge now? Should I choose a friend? Or an enemy? Man, that's a tough decision! I think I choose...Kejero!!!!


*gong!* Let the games begin!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Hihi, I have some spare time left to adjust my magic tools, because Kej is gone on vacation for a few days... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />

I'm so honored! But since I can't garantee that I will be frequenting these boards, how about we keep our duels private like we usually do <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> (I mean, for crying out loud, kids are watching this!)

*Poke*

Poke??? You dared to poke me??
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

I meant choke. My mistake.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Keep it up guys... and girls <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

And how are you gonna suggest doing it? Are you gonna bring a friend with you that is a little taller than you, Gizmo? A squirrel maybe? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
*sarcastic* Oooh, I'm soo scared now!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

USE A GUN!!! She said she cant stop em in the News thread!!!

Bwuahahaha... seems that Kejero doesn't dare to use a gun on me!!
Look at him run (in circles of course), when will he see that I tied his foot to a pole in the ground? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
I think it's time to give him the "stroke of mercy", I can't look at him no more, suffering like this... I will use this primitive weapon, looks like an dwarvenaxe, I hope it does the job too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />
If there are other's awaiting to challenge me, please step forward, so I can crush your empty skulls!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Isn't there anyone brave enough to challenge me?
CHICKEN!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

No. But there maybe someone stupid enough. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

Hi, I hear that if you beat the top man (or in this case, woman), in these joints you gain respect.

I have none so...

Hi. Uh... challenge started?

Killerzzz

P.S.: This is just, like, staged right? Like the WWE?



Oh... I see... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />

*calls hospital in advance: Hi. Yea I'm trying to fit in again. See you in a bit.*

@Killerzzz
Thanks for accepting the challenge. The fight is simpel. You can use whatever you want to beat me. It's more or less like Mortal combat, we all have our strenghts and our weaknesses. Be as creative as you can. But don't expect any respect if you win, that's not even what we are aiming for. All we want is some fun.
Bread and games!!

*Gal uses her new wand to hit the gong!*
[color:"red"] "~GONG~" [/color] *the sound of the gong gives Killerzzz the shivers up and down his spine... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> *

*wanders mindlessly forward*

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Sounds like a zombie ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Let's see... I can't hit a lady so...

Creatures of the sea, attack!

Oh, thats right, I don't have super powers.

I guess I could just play dirty. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

*scoops up some mud and throws it on Galadriel's dress*

(hehe, now she will attack in a blind rage and I can use it against her)

Killerzzz

P.S.: No one heard that thought! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Oh no, my dress! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Well, nothing washes stains like this better out then Tides!! Whiter then white! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Can't blame the poor guy for being clumsy... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Stupid Tide. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Oh yea, well check this out.

Abacadabra!
(throws a small ball at Galadriel's feet which bursts in to a cloud of smoke)
(when the smoke clears, she find's herself in a big glass box)

Aha! How will you escape my bulletproof glass prison? Muahaha! Iihihihi!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />

(hehe, that wasn't magic. i just had someone drop a glass box from a helicopter when the smoke made it impossible to see. its genious. now she will think i have magic!)

Killerzzz

P.S.: Again, you didn't hear that thought. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

*Gal grumbles from inside a stupid glass box*
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />
How am I gonna get out of this one? Man, that Killerzzz is smarter then he looks <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Oh well, might as well have a good night of sleep and think this through tomorrow... nighty night <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sleepey.gif" alt="" />

Now, for the first time in this duel, I am going to do something that really is smart.

(while Galadriel sleeps, i put mirrors over each wall of the glass prison)

I don't know if anyone knows this, but mirrors have been known to keep spirits at bay. Surrounding a body that you believe will return to life with mirrors will keep the spirit out. Since magic is an essance of the spirit, I can hope that the mirrors will have some effect on lessening the magic potential of my opponent.

You will have to find another way out Dark Queen Galadriel. You should have put more effort in the beginning.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

I think I became to confident in my strenght, after winning the duels with Nero and Kejero... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


BUT! After a good night of sleep, my strenght as well as my mind is fully loaded again, and because I have the gift of forsight, I knew this would've happened. Before you put me in that glass box, I took with me the crystal Phial with water from my Mirror. It does not only give light in dark places, but also makes magic barrieres go away. I will pour a little water on the glass wall... and voila!
I'm out and free again!! Free as a bird!! Lalalaa... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> oh yes, I have to think of a revenge <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> It's really a shame that all the mirrors are gone too, my hair could need a brush and my make up could use a make over too.
Ok, while I'm getting freshed up, I will make this floor soo shiny that clumsy Killerzzz will fall on his face and that he keeps tripping everytimes he tries to get closer too me!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Paf!
(slips around with funny cartoon slipping noise)
I shall have my revenge Paf! once I regain my balance! Paf! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

Could someone Paf! pass me some ice skates? Paf!
And maybe a band-aid? Paf!

Ah, forget it. Just need to calm down... Go yoga or samurai or something.

(sits indian style on slippery floor)
(slowly raises to both feet at the same time, equally distributing weight on both sides)

Ha! I stand! ... but I can't move or else I'll fall... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

But... neither can you! Ha! And I don't think you can fly either! I've read about you in the books of Tolkien, and nowhere is it said you can fly!

Now I just need to get back on the offence... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

"DAMN YOU MOP N' GLOW!!!"

-Stewie

Haha, my list worked. You have looked through the books of Tolkien if I could fly. Nice work, but I never told "Johny" that I actually CAN fly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> I'm an elf remember?
Let's get down to business shall we? Nero is getting impatient here!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Since you are into cartoon sounds, I will turn this into a cartoon special.

*Gal slides towards* Swooosh!
*Gal hits Killerzzz with her wand* Boooiing!!

* Killerzzz hits the floor and breaks his leg* Crack! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
*He also gets a bucket of water of his head* Splash!
*In the distance an evil laugh* Whuahahahahaaaa...!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

[color:"orange"] *He also gets a bucket of water of his head* Splash!
[/color]
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />


I guess I'm gunna need a real big band-aid for that broken leg. Or ducktape, because ducktape can fix anything. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Zip! Rip!... Apply?

There much better. Now for my tramendous escape!

(throws another marble at grownd that explodes into a cloud of smoke)
Poof!
(smoke clears and killerzzz has crawled a few meters)

Damn! Those things never work as shown on TV. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

It seems I have exausted my supplies and plans. You have bettered me Galadriel.

But, as it is, I have one last backup. You see I keep a nice pumpkin and four mice in my poket, plus a parchment with a special spell (the only one I know).

Bippedy-Boppedy-Boo!

(pumpkin becomes a carriage, mice become horses)
(killerzzz pulls himself on)

Giddey-up! Before she takes in what happened! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

P.S.: Amazing the things you can pick up from old fairytales. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

Damn, he has escaped me!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

[color:"orange"]Salagadoola mechicka boola... [/color]
Haha, the anti-bibbidy bobbidy boo trick (if you say it after the "bibbidy bobbidy thing) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> He is maybe the loser of this contest, but at least, he is smart enough to make his run, but this will break the spell and make him land somewhere in the bushes with a pupmkin ready for soup!!
Run you little mice, ruuun!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Did I beat that one too or what? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

Well, I've only a few final things to say:
-My bum hurts from the 8 foot fall. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />
-My arms are itchy because that 'bush' turned out to be a growth of poison ivy. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
-My pumpkin soup does not taste too good, the pumpkin having been in my pocket for quite a while.
-I dressed light, so I'm also itchy in other places... including my heel since one of my glass-covered blue suede shoes fell off in my escape. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> Just don't try to use it to find me! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> I'm gettin out of the kingdom so you may as well not try anyhow. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

P.S.: By the way... what was that anti-bibbidy bobbidy boo spell again?
Sagging-boogah ma-bob-a-booja? Thats why I only know one spell (and its on paper to help me remember): I can't memorise any of the dang things. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />

So? I won? Again?? Hihi, it's soo fun to be an Elf!!
Ok, let me rest a while and then I will challenge another member. IF there are any volunteers?

btw Killerzzz, you were a worthy fighter, but you rely too much on fairytales.
If you need them to survive, I suggest you use the spell of the dark fairy in Sleeping Beauty, or the destroying breath of the mean Wolf, you kow, the one who ruined the houses of the three piggies? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Someone needs to take the elf queen down... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Vi-o-lence?...

Iiiiiii iiii ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

But seriously, I'm gunna go blow my neibour's house down right now. You're a bad influence on me Galadriel. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Also, I agree with Nero: The the Dark Queen must be beaten.

(**RANDOME**)

Pokeball go! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

@ Nero and Killerzzz
Shut up you two, you're supposed to be dead, or at least a part of Samwise's mashed potatoe dish <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> Yummie, Nero and Killerzzz for dinner!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Im not dead you just turned me into a dog or something

*TALK!* *TALK!* *TALK!*



Yea, I'm not dead either. It's just that my most of myself is in pain.

And the ducktape is comming off my leg. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

So, you'll have to get Sam to cook you a couple o' collies an' 'taters. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Eating people is bad. Tut tut tut. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

P.S.: Wait a sec...



You were thinking of eating your dog? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Eeeewwwww!

Mmmm yummie, hot dog!! With hot spicy mustard! Can't say no to that, Killerzzz! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Mustard...

Übereil

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />

You don't know what you are missing. Did you ever taste mustard to begin with? Never say you don't like stuff, if you never taste it before.

Anyone else ready to rrrrrumble?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

I've tried mustard yes. And I didn't like it. Happy?

Übereil

Ok, now I'm happy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

On the subject of mustard: I like ketchup and mustard mixed together. I put the mix on my fries, hotdogs, chicken. Mmmm...

No, NO! I'm tempting Galadriel to eat people again! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

... Yea, hows the weather? Nothing to do with food in this conversation.



On topic: Hey if anyone wants me to... even out the fight... I could put some... stuff... on whoever Gal feels like eating... and it will render her... mmmm, sleepy? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

@ Killerzzz
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> Hocus pocus *poof*
Hey, I made myself another yummie hotdog!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

*edit*

No more battles untill I come back, my ship set sail to the West, to the Undying Lands to reload my forces. My strenght will be refreshed once I'm back <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Damn, so thats why people say I talk too much. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

*walks up to random passer-by*
*sniffs butt*

Killerzzz says 'Hello' . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Just when I thought I was out of range of spells...

Killerzzz

All you OOTS readers will get this...

*SNEAK ATTACK B****!!!* (Galadriel)

Does any RPG player NOT read OOTS? I thought they made it compulsory...

Hehe...

hmm, I'm an RPG player and I have not the slightest idea what OOTS is *shame*

Back on topic: Where is our Dark Queen? it seems her pet dog has found the courage for a rematch :p

EDIT: doh, I just googled OOTS and realised I've been reading this cartoon for months

See, Isorun? It is compulsory!

There are lots of cool RPG related web comics out there, but OOTS is the undisputed heavyweight champion, right now

What's OOTS =/

Order Of The Stick - beloved of RPG fans everywhere.

Oh. Well not me. So not every RPG fan =p

Computer games don't count

The duel has been placed on hold due to technical difficulties...some farmers in western China couldnt get the pay per view to work so we are waiting...I pretty sure the olympics are the culprit.

Wow, I got a strange vision! Nero was sneaking up at me and tried to kill me. But somehow I felt his presence and could make myself invisible right before he plunged that knife in my back! I was thinking, what a coward Nero was and how pathetic it is for a man to attack a helpless young elf in the back. But then I figured, no he wont do that to one of his best enemies
So I guess we're still fighting here huh? Excuse me for taking a mental trip around the elvenworld, I've been away for a while and you saw me in your dreams, I haunted you

Heh, I've never been haunted by such an attractive girl before...it beats the dream with the deformed axe-wielding serial killer...