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I'm a little hatchling...maybe I should ferret out this pixie.

I don't like it when skulls and pixies eat my pizza.

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97 percent piss.

Nice glance, nice. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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Is that the glass is half full view point? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


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@ Shantara: Shure, I don't need food anywhay... (Sure like the taste of it though...)

@ Fanfir: It's not your pizza, it's MINE!!! MINE!!! (well, and Shantara's but that's no the point) IT'S MINE!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

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@ Shantara: Shure, I don't need food anywhay... (Sure like the taste of it though...)

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*Shantara smiles as she flutters around Ubereil happily and says* Thank you,
thank you, thank you, Ubereil. You're my favorite most skull in the whole world.

*Ubereil guides the pizza over to a clear spot and lowers it down carefully.
Shantara opens it, looks at Ubereil and says with a smile* You can have the
most since you are the biggest. Besides we wouldn't be having pizza if you hadn't
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She's smaller than a skull...

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She's smaller than a skull...

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*fluttering around her skull friend happily Shantara says*

Oh, yes Ubereil. I am very small.
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MG looks at the love scene between the pixie and the skull and smiles to himshelf... these two are doomed and don't even know it: why not let them enjoy their very last moments in life?... Drakonis and his brethren will be happy... well they would be happy only if they accept MG conditions...

the office of treasurer of the PIF or no delivering of the skull and the pixie...


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Erm... Shantara? I think the new guy/fat guy spotted us... Maybe we should start looking for a new hideout...

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Erm... Shantara? I think the new guy/fat guy spotted us... Maybe we should start looking for a new hideout...

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Don't panic Ubereil. That is what he wants us to do. Play it cool. He's got to
make the Dragons think he can catch us if he wants them to agree to his price. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />




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<mutters> let them feeling secure and quiet</mutters>

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with some good <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/idea.gif" alt="" /> of how the young skull and the pitiful pixie spy will suffer...

i will have what i want from the dragons... no doubt here!!!


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I think we acually SHOULD find a new hideout... Unless you have a nice escapeolan ready and set, that is...

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Unless you have a nice escapeolan ready and set, that is...


i really doubt the pixie has young skull... but I have that for you... a very definitive escapeplan...

please come with me young skull...

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I am going to clean up the lair by throwing out everything which is not a dragon.

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curious to see that...

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curious to see that...

dearest one

You can change your profile.
Click on My Home
Click on Edit (Personal Information)
Click on Dragon (Class)

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I'm sorry. I didn't know this thread was for the dragon class only.

I won't intrude again. Thanks for letting me know.

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@ Shantara

It was a joke.
Dragons like visitors. Visitors are good food.
Welcome in the lair.

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And they eat everything. Even skelletons (I whonder WHAT on the skelleton they eat, but they do eat them...).

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@ ubereil, skeletons mostly aren't eaten themselves, but serve as a flavour adding device.
You put some (type of food; doesn't matter what in this case) in a bowl, but some bones in it, and it gets a delightfull taste.
Afterwards, the food is put in something like a skull, which is mostly just for show; besides, people can see how it's prepared then, so they won't be suprised.

Thus is stated in the "big book of dragon food" Written by the great Kiya <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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Drakonis walks off out the lair and goes and sits on a hillcrest and watches the sunset, while eating the 8 boxes of pizza he got from the kitchen

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