I did Christmas dinner today, again, and have repeated pretty much everything else I said in my last post. Except I decided to do goose this year. Pros: it's not turkey and the enormous amount of fat it gives off makes awesome roast potatoes. Cons: I actually like turkey, and the goose, while nicely traditional, is very heavy going, its meat being like a sort of cross between beef and really heavy cake.
I can't move, so I'll just have to sit here playing video games until I lose weight by attrition.