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Ok, here's something so dang random I bet noone has ever ever put into thread. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

The True Story Of ET!!!!

Here's how it will work: I will start off the story, then someone els will add on a bit. Then anyone can just jump in and add on a bit more, and a bit more.
Big bits,
small bits,
anything at all bits. (I'm Dr. Seuss <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> )

Episode 1

ET the extra-terrestrial was really a big strong monstrous looking gangster-alien; not that wimp they put in the movie. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> The story of how he ended up on Earth begins in space, in a galactic war against the Emplier. ET was in his FLY-fighter, trying to take out the BreathStar. Thats when Ogee-Too decided to come bother him.

"Use the force, ET.

Ogee, I'm really not in the mood right now

Let go ET.

Ogee, not now...

Comon...

No!

Use the force!

Get out of my head, punk!

...Ok... Can we talk later? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

... Maybe.

Kay, bye." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

While ET had been distracted by Ogee, the guy who just plain is obsessed with him (and why not, ET was the sexiest alien on his planet! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ), a flighter from the Dart-Side came and shot his ship down.

"I'm gunna kill you Ogee-Toooooooooo....!!!

I'm already deeeeeaaaaaadd........

Damn!"

His ship plummetted towards the surface of Earth. He did not know what awaited him there, but what he did know was that he was gunna rob the first punk he came by and use the money to buy a burger! Especially if the first punk he came by happened to be named Eliotte; he hated that name. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />


Episode 2
(next up! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" />)

Killerzzz

Ah! What the heck!

I decided to go scrolling through my old posts (good memories) and I found this! I bearly remember it!

How tired and out of it was I? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Whoa, ok... I'm just expressing my surprise here... no need to bother looking at this thead. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

Whoa Kaz, this was AWESOME! I have absolutely NO idea why nobody continued it, probably were all too engrossed in to notice.

Keep writing your crazy stuff, here, on CC, and ESPECIALLY on Nocmin!

I also wonder why nobody continued. I lack imagination to continu your story, so I'm gonna let someone else write the next episode :p

I would just like to say.

"Um....what?

Unfortunately the first punk ET ran into on earth (literally, earth beeings are quite a bit taller than ET's kind so he nearly got squashed) was Billy, not Bill, or William but Billy, with a Y. Damn those parents naming their kids names ending with an Y... ET thought.

Billy however had no money so ET used his tractorbeam to steal Billy's blueberry flavoured candy cane, ET chuckled maniacally and murmered this would be an excellent weapon!

And so ET's adventure on Earth began, with his candy cane he traveled over the yellow brick road to the raving rabbits hole, he encountered a strangely backward and old-fashioned phoneboot and many more craazy things.

But first things first, the story on how ET found out he didn't like blueberry flavoured anything except for real blueberries. Read it in EPISODE THREE THREE three three echo echo echo echo *cough*