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A great excuse for breaking your laptop screen! #448504
17/08/11 06:14 PM
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I work in a PC / Laptop service centre and we get our fair share of accidental damage claims / repairs / excuses as to why the laptop 'just broke' but this takes the biscuit. The customer's laptop screen got smashed because his son tried to eat a picture of a sausage on the screen!

I just had to post this. It's brilliant.




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Re: A great excuse for breaking your laptop screen! [Re: Arokh] #448508
17/08/11 07:22 PM
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Well, I can honestly say I've never seen an excuse like that before! 10/10 for originality that guy! \:D


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Re: A great excuse for breaking your laptop screen! [Re: Elliot_Kane] #448587
18/08/11 10:46 PM
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Tried to eat a sausage on the screen? LOL?

Re: A great excuse for breaking your laptop screen! [Re: Demonic] #448613
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\:-D
At least he wasn't looking at naughty pictures. They'd have had to throw the entire thing away!


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Re: A great excuse for breaking your laptop screen! [Re: Macbeth] #448635
19/08/11 09:55 AM
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Like the picture "This is not a pipe" by René Magritte ? ;\)


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Re: A great excuse for breaking your laptop screen! [Re: Macbeth] #448639
19/08/11 10:36 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Macbeth
:-D
At least he wasn't looking at naughty pictures. They'd have had to throw the entire thing away!


We did actually have an incident like that once although it wasn't a broken screen, the keyboard wasn't working due to liquid spill of 'questionable' nature. Very naughty desktop background image and we were asked to back up his data before reformatting - yes it was ALL dodgy!


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Re: A great excuse for breaking your laptop screen! [Re: Arokh] #448642
19/08/11 11:20 AM
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 Originally Posted By: AlrikFassbauer
Like the picture "This is not a pipe" by René Magritte ? ;\)

O you dirty devil you! \:-D

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 Originally Posted By: Macbeth
:-D
At least he wasn't looking at naughty pictures. They'd have had to throw the entire thing away!


We did actually have an incident like that once although it wasn't a broken screen, the keyboard wasn't working due to liquid spill of 'questionable' nature. Very naughty desktop background image and we were asked to back up his data before reformatting - yes it was ALL dodgy!


omg!


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Returning were as tedious as go o'er.
Re: A great excuse for breaking your laptop screen! [Re: Arokh] #448758
21/08/11 01:04 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Arokh
 Originally Posted By: Macbeth
:-D
At least he wasn't looking at naughty pictures. They'd have had to throw the entire thing away!


We did actually have an incident like that once although it wasn't a broken screen, the keyboard wasn't working due to liquid spill of 'questionable' nature. Very naughty desktop background image and we were asked to back up his data before reformatting - yes it was ALL dodgy!




This would have been my reaction if some guy brought in a laptop covered with "questionable" substance.

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Re: A great excuse for breaking your laptop screen! [Re: Demonic] #449332
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