Whatever you post here must be unrelated to the previous post.

" THE CAR THAT MAKES ITS OWN FUEL
A unique system that can produce Hydrogen inside a car using common metals such as Magnesium and Aluminum was developed by an Israeli company. The system solves all of the obstacles associated with the manufacturing, transporting and storing of hydrogen to be used in cars. When it becomes commercial in a few years time, the system will be incorporated into cars that will cost about the same as existing conventional cars to run, and will be completely emission free. "
from: The car that makes its own fuel

31/10/1922 - Benito Mussolini became the youngest Premier in the history of Italy at age 39.

hmm it was monday today, suppose to be quiet .... but somebody changed it and I had to work my perverted little derriere off <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
hmm just 1 question is this like an <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> topic that is <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" />

theres a cameralens wich can make you look through cloths!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Pepole today are just sick! Oh, blasted, I broke the only rule! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Übereil

Here is the irony. In this thread if you are off topic, then you are on topic. Of course that makes you off topic since you must not be on topic in this thread. Which then makes you on topic again.
Anyway, I find that I enjoy WheatThins crackers more than potato chips.

What's got a Hazlenut in every bite?.....Squirrel sh1t!!

Never heard of Strongbow before.

pea soup <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

well, guys, i don't know about implementation of multiplayer aspect in future DD games as i have always feel that the main strength in Divinity games have always been single-player. of course this doesn't mean Larian should rest on its laurels & stop innovating. what i mean is that ...... hey, is this the right thread? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

I like steak.

I like bouncing, boing-boing-boing,
up and down until I get a pain in my groin.
Try to be happy and when it realy counts,
turn into a rubberball and bounce-bounce-bounce!!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />

haa haa

*just to be funny*

triangles

I'm bored.

Pleased to meet you bored, I am Jacky <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

(i couldnt resist)

Hmmm someone in there not so sane mind decided to make me a DM on a persistent world, now I spent all night sending creatures made of nightmares after ppl that are hoping to adventure, ohh the pressure is getting to me ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> Jackie huh .....nice name L_R <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

oh on an other matter I seem to miss Barta <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> and I have heard from Luc (she's ok ) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

Care for a coctail?

(couldn't resist either)

Can you do the Fandango?

Worms do not become intimate. Their reproduction takes place as they split into two, sorta like a unicellular organisam. Catipillars on the other hand, they hatch from eggs. Because they are both 'worm-y' in form, people think that they both reproduce by egg. This is not true. Unless, of course, one is mistaking a larva of another sort for a worm, such as that of a common fly. Larvea also reproduce by egg; so do tapeworms (you don't want to know what they are <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ) and other beings of that sort. The actual earthworm, or nightstalkers, or others of that 'worm' category are the ones who split.

This has been a pointless, inacurate, and, more importantly, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> fact brought to you by:

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P.S.: May the force be with you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />

Thunderbolt of Lightning <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />

This is great! I can say whatever I want and still be on topic!

When I looked outside a saw a rudely shaped cloud.

Call me crazy, but when I look at the Mona Lisa, it frowns at me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Is there any explanation of this phenominon? I don't konw. What I do know, is that it reminds me of Ghostbusters II when the evil painting is posseds by a demon who wants to take over the world and uses a painter to help do it.

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Carrot.

I did something stupid today....something really stupid...***sigh*** I recommended the girl i like to take a boy other then me....(like in, i see you two like each other...go for it..) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

life hurts..though i dont know if it really was bad to say... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

I am a fokky morr0n

[color:"pink"] This has been a pointless, inacurate, and, more importantly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> statement brought to you by: [/color]

hmm well if it is <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> then really it is On Topic, thus you spoiled the thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

No seriously: carrot.

omfg seriously...stop talking about the ring-ring-ring banana fone movie ppl!!!!

@ Macbeth

Other than wanting to drink a cocktail i dont care too much for it.... i find much more gratitude in caring for kids / animals. Cocktails tend to not worry about being cared for <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Off topic:
You can only see a rainbow when the sun is shining from behind you....

Very very frightening thing!

My brother-in-law got a job today.

I never wished I was a carpet. Especially not a "welcome" carpet, oh no. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

When Star Wars Episode II came out, people were very excited to see it. But, some were dissapointed about the amount of love story involved. They also didn't like the way the character of Anikin Skywalker was portrayed. They found that the acting was weak, but they did not take into consideration that there was nothing wrong with the actor: it was just how the Anikin character was supposed to act. Critics attacked these two downers, but the movie was nevertheless an overall success.

Many say that Star Wars Episode III was the best of the six. The Anikin character really redeems itself with the madness and anger building within. It is very dramatic and amazingly portrayed, as many will say. The critics, as usual, find some things to pick at, but in this movie, they had very little.

This has been a pointless, inacurate, and, more importantly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> review brought to you by:

Killerzzz

P.S.:



In that case, being off-topic, makes me on topic, which makes me off topic, which makes me on topic, which makes me off topic ... + on topic (t-n)... + off topic(t).

Math. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

Nothing but the knife to live for
One life
All I need
Give me
One more reason
Give me more ssssss

Amphetamine Logic

Übereil

*Offers Lady_Rain a Manhattan*

A desert hornet will use a scorpion as its prey. It will fly around it, the scorpion will try to defent itself, than the hornet will zoom in and lay its eggs in the scorpion's body. Later, the eggs will hatch, and the scorpion will be eaten alive from the inside out by the baby hornets (or was it wasps <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> ).

When mating season comes, the female praying mantis is quite pecular. You see, the female will attracte the male causing him to come over. Than, she will decapitate him, eat his head, then lay her eggs in a sac next to his corpse which she will guard for a while. When the babies hatch, they have daddy to feast upon. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> So cute! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

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who likes wet noodles?

Galileo Galilei, magnifico.

wdf can you do with a phone? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

In the spring and summer we get scorpions in our house all the time. We also have a family of Roadrunners in our backyard. Deer come by all the time; in fact we don't plant any flowers because they will get eaten. We also have possums, raccoons, mice, foxes, fireants, mockingbirds, buzzards, hawks, cardinals, titmice, woodpeckers, snakes--including rattlesnakes, tarantulas and dogs and cats.

If a rabbit offers you a rasin, just say NO!

God said to John, "Come forth, and I shall grant you eternal life..." Unfortunately , John came fifth, and was granted a toaster.

yo Dutch Fckin PWNS, just like the pwner, www.purepwnage.com

Beware the Jabberwocky!

omg i think i just saw jesus!...no.....why would you even think i jsut smoked 4 joints...

hahaha... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> hugggggg

i need one tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" />

I'm searchin for new msn smilies, can any1 tell me how to get a full list here (plz say...)

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" /> <------*---==+ BOOM, HEADSHOT!

Twiddlediedum said Twiddledieduck.

Am I the only member of this forum who enjoys the music of Albita? She is the best female singer of Cuban Son that I know. Bobi Cespedes is pretty good, of course, but Albita is the best.

hmmmm...nacho's...

hmmmm...donuts...

can't we all just get along?

Crazy stuff, that Paris situation!

"For those Star Trek fans wondering what to ask for this Christmas, you may wish to consider The Ultimate Star Trek Collection to be released on November 15. For just (cough) $2499.99, you'll get 212, count them, 212 DVDs with everything ever produced under the name, including all seasons of all five telvision series as well as the ten feature films. Before loading up your disc changer and hitting play, remember to get up once in a while."

did you know larian is lanning to release new screens within 2 weeks>?

Don't kid around about that stuff!

hahaha i said lanning...not planning or somthing nah thats just only hope...

btw ever played the game Mount & Blade? try the beta on www.taleworlds.com its pretty nice and has lots of mods

Bah I hate today *drat that was yesterday Monday the 7th* so now it is OK I am with my friends and have a few good hours on My NWN world to look forward too and the second book of the Live Ship series also <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> so as my favorite character friom Dark Angel, known as "herbal" is prone to say "It's all good" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Lost is on in about 5 minutes <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

I DON'T HAVE A LIFE, DO YOU?

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Nope!

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"For $10 million, SpaceDev is offering a Linux-based microsatellite that can be controlled over the internet using any laptop or desktop computer. The Modular Microsat Bus utilizes such things as plug and play USB, Ethernet, and other standards, while providing critical features such as power, maneuvering, and communication for you. Up to 40 kg of project space are at your disposal"

Own your own satellite

amBX, developed by the Surrey based Philips amBX Group, is a technology that will take gamers a step closer to a full sensory experience, with amBX enabled games providing gamers with the ability to use light, colour, sound, heat and airflow in the real world during gameplay. The technology uses a scripting language to enable games to send signals to compatible hardware such as lights, fans, heaters, and even furniture. This means that in a game the lights in your room will match up to the environment you are gaming in. E.g. Green for jungle and blue for the ocean. Strobes of white light could simulate a lightning storm and a burst of air from a fan could make huge jumps feel more realistic.

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I like kittens more than carrots.....do you like to eat kittens too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> ?

I carry a carrot with me all the time tough...even when im asleep.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

under U.S. copyright law, it's legal for people to make changes to software, provided that they own a physical copy of the program, the changes constitute "an essential step in the utilization" of the program, and the software is used "in no other manner."

y'kno I dreamed that chickens cou'd fly

hahahahaahahahahaha <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

How can I force the next poster here to remain on topic? Got it!
The next person to post here Shall Not mention Norway in the post.

Sweden

Norway. It was the previous post it shouldn't be mentioned <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

The German S-mine (Schrapnellmine) is the most well-known version of a class of mines known as bounding mines, which launch into the air about waist height to then explode, propelling shrapnel horizontally at lethal speeds. The S-mine was an anti-personnel landmine developed by Nazi Germany in the 1930s and used extensively by German forces during World War II. It was designed to be used in open areas and to attack unshielded infantry. Two versions were produced, designated by the year of their first production: the SMi-35 and SMi-44. There are only minor differences between the two models (TM-E 30-451, 1945). The S-mine entered production in 1935 and served as a key part of the defensive strategy of the Third Reich. Until production ceased with the defeat of Germany in 1945, Germany produced over 1.93 million S-mines. These mines were responsible for inflicting heavy casualties and slowing, or even repelling, drives into German-held territory throughout the war. The design was lethal, successful and much imitated, and remains one of the definitive weapons of World War II.

claustrophobia

I just ate steak <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Hmm I need a hand Basket ...... why? someone told me today I will end up in hell <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

The words you are reading right now are <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />

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My dog won't stop farting......... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Had to scrape Ice of me bleedin' car this morning I did. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />

Hello Spick ol chum...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

How's yer hammer hangin..... ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


is that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> enough for ya? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

I'm not aloud to reply to you Jurak or that will be ON TOPIC!....DOH ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

in other news......... I found my <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> game buried in a box in the laundry room

Yaaaaaaaaaa-Hoooooooooooooo! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Time for another go at the classic <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> that i love so much!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Full story at 10 O'Clock............Pacific that is.

England are doing well in the Cricket again. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

Last night I had bad dreams. And today my jaw muscles hurt as I seem to have drawn my teeth tight too intensely. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />

Dolphins and human beings are the only two creatures that enjoy sexual intimacy. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

This has been a pointless, inacurate, and more importantly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> thingy you definantly didn't want to know brought to you by:

Killerzzz

Didn't have to scrape the Ice of me car this morning because I went out and bought one of them there covers which protect it from the Elements. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

& please don't smoke when u're in Exeter. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Dear Enemy: may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment.

Just fed Fishy, fishie and fishee, me Goldfish.

america's gettin smart, most americans finally dont like bush anymore as a president <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Aswer: <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>Fish</span>

Some isms expressed in cows:

Communism: You have two cows. You give one to your neigbour.

Socialism: You have two cows. The govverment takes both and gives you milk.

Liberalism: You may have as many cows as you like.

Fashism: You have two cows. The goverment takes your cows and shoots you.

Nazism: You have no cows, and the goverment is run by swines.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buys a bull.

EU-capitalism: You have two MAD cows.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The goverment takes both, shoots one, milks one and pours the milk away.

EU-bureaucracy: You have two cows. After three summits, EU decides to buy a decided ammount of milk to a set price and pour it away. Then they order you to slaughter the cows because some other cows are mad. The rest of the milk you'll have to pour away for yourself.

Alcoholism: You have two cows, but see four.

Übereil

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.

William Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act III, Scene I

The index finger of the statue of Liberty mesures 2 and a half meters. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

I look'eed at what ye made!

is it good to scrw my mother if she wants it and likes it?

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Sorry to go on topic in the off topic thread, but I just wanted to say NO to this question!

! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> NO! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" /> !

lol ok then i wont ask if she likes it...

I mean cookies!! who likes cookies?

I work 6 days a week in a restaurant ... and then customers ask me if I have been to any of the other Restaurants <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> trying explain to a customer that the last thing I want to do on my day off, is going to another Restaurant seems like a pointless exercise ..... a little bit like this post <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

How to Tell if You're Dutch

Your country came into being by liberating itself from the Spanish, and has been occupied by the French (no hard feelings) and the Germans (lots of hard feelings).

You don't consider insects, dogs, cats, monkeys, or guinea pigs to be food. Raw herring is a well-liked delicacy, though.

Communists are 1) students in the sixties who wanted to change the world; 2) some old farmers in the north of your country who still vote for the minuscule communist party; 3) tough guys who did their patriotic duty against the Germans during the occupation.

An income tax rate of 60% is high, but you think that people who earn a lot of money should pay high taxes. You don't believe in a trickle-down effect.

Mustard comes in jars or glasses that can be reused as drinking glasses. Shaving cream comes in cans. Milk comes in cardboard boxes or (rarely) bottles.

You went over Dutch and European history in school, not much Russian, Chinese, or American. You couldn't name the last four wars that your country was involved in.

The nationality people most often make jokes about is the Belgians.

You don't really know what to think about your neighbors the Belgians. In general you think they are happier, less intelligent, more corrupt, and simultaneously more formal and informal than the Dutch. They speak Dutch, but in a funny way, unless they speak French. Their beer is the best. You get along well with them. A good thing about Belgians is that they are not arrogant. (They think the Dutch are arrogant and stingy, and make jokes about them).

Germany and the Germans are overbearing neighbors. You get along well with them, but Germans are known to be arrogant, which you are always alert to point out them. The war is not forgotten, and most people have elderly family members who were killed, deported or otherwise mistreated by the Nazis. Germany never returned the bicycles it stole, either. Even the most politically correct can make jokes or disparaging remarks about Germans and get away with it. Your greatest dream is beating Germans in the World Cup finals.

France is a country that doesn't understand your soft drugs policy. This is arrogant. It is a great place for summer vacation, and you like their cheese and wine.

The USA provides most of your entertainment, as well as technical innovation. If a non-American explains to you that something is better in the US than in the Netherlands, you will explain that American ideas will not work in the Dutch context. If an American tells you things are better in the US, you just think that he's arrogant. Apart from always telling you that things are better in the US, Americans are nice people. Your country has more money invested in the US than any other country in the world.

You don't think much about the UK. They produce pop music and football hooligans. Our Royal House shows how things should be done. Their Royal House shows how things shouldn't be done.

Your country used to have colonies but you rarely think about this.

You think development aid is a Good Thing. Sending money for arms isn't. You think human rights should be most important in foreign aid decisions.

Having a Royal House and a Queen is a Good Thing. Why, you're not sure.

Strangely enough Cleglaw isn't that far off the truth ...

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The Dutch think they are very broad-minded in regards to life, but then again if the neighbours have a bigger TV than you ... you must get a bigger 1 than they have and thus create a viable economy, which is strongly supported by taxes charged on "Soft Drugs" !

Amsterdam is a Beautiful city for Tourists, aside from that it is dirty, garbage bags float happily in the canals alongside those famous Dutch bicycles that also have been ditched by the tidy Dutch Burgher !
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Game Experience May Change During Online Play

Anniken Skywalker [color:"red"]IS [/color] Darth Vader........ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Cleglaw..except about liking americans its quite correct...

and you dont see the bicecles when theyre in the water anymore, and dont forget shopcarthings(?) theyre much here too...

anyway, i got a real cool mouse...hes making all noise and stuff, and i try to capture him...but i didnt succeed yet...

How do you play Poker?

What's a henweigh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

Pigs are usually conciderd to be the second smartest animals after human beings. This is usually disputed by people who say that pigs are dirty stupid snorting animals, that can't be smarter than monkeys and dogs and cats and dolphins. But, actually, they are intelligent. They are known as the most pickey and neat of animals (again, after us <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ) because they only eat certain foods and they lick it clean, and only poo in corners. The corner thing is normal, but the pickeyness is what is particular. To show that is to show some free will, intelligence... Plus, if you watch the show Hey Arnold!, you can see that his pig is pretty smart. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Believe it or not, the pig is known to have the most similar organs to a human being. Not the monkey, but the pig. There have actually been some transplants where a person needed an organ, and they had to use a pig's one (I'm not sure if it was temporarily or perminantly). <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />

This has been a pointless, inacurate, and more importantly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> bit of pig smarts brought to you by:

Killerzzz

We have Paper Lorries at our work!!

we need to post some more again here!

I just found a movie that i CANT watch... no matter how much i wanted to ... it was just toooooooooooo graphical for me.... aparently its a good movie... but i HAD to walk out of the room.... i just couldnt cope with it....

Irriversable

and I cant seem to find a decent picture of Jessica Alba as 1 of the Fantastic Four <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

(re4te ya 0wn supahh hero0owww: :*link comes a lil later*

*removed for the younger members* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />

Things are going down and down with me, this week i skipped about 15 hours...while im doin vwo (highest under gymnasium(?)...All i just need is just a lil bit o love people *sniff*!

group hug!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

@ Thedivine
Remember that there are younger members here to, so watch out what you say <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />
You can have fun without getting high too, you know.
Here is a <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> from me, but that is all I can give you. No more stoned talk here ok?
Have a good weekend, all of you guys!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

ye, I know, i usually do, just wanna try it 1 time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> I dont live in Holland for no-reason then <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> well i dont anyway...but ok..

this is gettin on-topic off-topic wich means off-topic or on-topic i dont know, but i dont really care neither, coz if it is on topic or off topic doesnt really care, coz this is off topic anyway <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

well, gl to ypu all im goin to bed <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

grttz

X-piles n. Mysterious, unidentified throbbing objects from Uranus.

Alcohol, drink of the gods

Too good spick, way too good <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

so, this is a complete off topic thread? You can say whatever you like here?
But what's the fun in spamming an off topic thread?
Ok, let me ask this: is there anyone of the Belgian members who knows an transportation company that goes worldwide? Like UPS or TNT? I need to send a package to someone. Please give me the links if you have found one. Appearnetly the Post is the most expensive company to send something.
Thanks in advance. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

@ Mea
Jessica Alba
Jessica with the gang
Jess
jessica---again
Jess Sin City babe
F4 Jess
Jessica Alba & Co
Oops, someone forget to put on some panties <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Will that do for you, my friend? (I'm soo not jealous of her <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> )

today i pimped my windows a bit...now i have all strange colors on my desktop...

is any1 there?

wazzaaaaaaaa <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

Er was eens een Nederlander op doorreis door Belgie, stopt hij tijdens de middag in een wegrestaurant, na daar een goede steak met friet, of pattat zoals hij het naamde. Vroeg hij aan de mooie serveuse "Excuseer mij juffrouw, waar is het toilet?" waarop de juffrouw antwoordde "sorry mijnheer, maar die zit momenteel verstopt". "Och geen probleem" antwoordde de Nederlander, "Wie zoekt die vindt!".

The Lord is my shepherd.

[color:"green"]i think you look better than her anyday.....Gal..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

Gal Gall Gal !!! You made an old man very happy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

Many many thanks for that effort and yes I am nearly sure that after that effort you must be wayyyy better then JMA <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Only thing I cant download is the link that says Jess <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

spanner.... n. Top totty (qv); she who tightens your nuts.

@ Jurak
You devil boy you! Making a girl blush like that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />


@ Mea
Glad I could help <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> And I'm sorry that you can't download that one picture, but if it's a consulation, it was her right-out-of-bed portrait, no make-up, no hairbrush and not to mention those ugly pyama's <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Not to be braggy, but yes, you are absolutely right <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I bought an M1 Garand yesterday.

@ Gal, Mea & Jurak -> please abide by the rules & get ON topic. i mean OFF topic. i mean ON topic. i mean OFF topic. i mean ON topic. i mean OFF topic. i mean ON topic. i mean OFF topic. i mean ON topic. i mean OFF topic. i mean ON topic. i mean OFF topic. i mean ON topic. i mean OFF topic. i mean ON topic. ...

I'll take that as a yes , then! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I'm off topic. Think about it.

The wingspan of a Boeing 747 is longer than the first flight made by the Wright Brothers. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

Is this bs or a true story.......

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> ........now get back on... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

I'm having a glass of Scotch.

A PSALM OF LIFE

WHAT THE HEART OF THE YOUNG MAN SAID TO THE PSALMIST

Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
life is but an empty dream! —
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.

Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.

Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way;
But to act, that each tomorrow
Find us farther than today.

Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.

In the world's broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle!
Be a hero in the strife!

Trust no Future, howe'er pleasant!
Let the dead Past bury its dead!
Act, act in the living Present!
Heart within, and God o'erhead!

Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time;

Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o'er life's solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.

Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.

H.W. Longfellow

Sorry......... I like Scotch too! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

now back to <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> .......... Cheers! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Cheers <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

Riddle time:

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>coffin</span>

satire

Satyr

I'm gettin' back my lost posts. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />




The footprints left on the moon by the astronauts, if uninterrupted, will still be visible for at least another 10 000 000 years!!!

The aliens will be intrigued. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

P.S.: Just need more time...

Oh the déja vu <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

A goldfish has no brain <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

A goldfish has no brain,
I am Lame!

oh sjit that doesnt rime.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

Anyone following "couples"?

No, coupling <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

A person who lives to be 75 years old wil have slept about 220 000 hours (23 years ) of their life away. Thats about one third.

If you don't tie your shoes evertime you put them on (just have them already tied and you just slip them on) you will save about 15 days of your life. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

P.S.: I don't tie my shoes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

P.S.S.: That shoe fact is my own personal research. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

In Japan, watermelons are grown in square transparent inprisonments so that they take the square form. This way they are easier to stack. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

Woho, dinner <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

dmnit, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> thats what i mean

really funny stuff! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

ok: this time im sure i have 200 posts........

The chicken population of Earth is the same as that of humans.

Ba-kock! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

P.S.: Whoa, I'm loaded with'em today. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> I got more, but I'll wait.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

macbeth, thats a good 1 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I am free from school tomorrow, YAYY! atleast i say i am, i aint, but im not gopin either <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

You know i have to wear combat boots to work everyday...they take way longer to put on than a normal shoe...crap

Does anyone wish that their parents had been alcoholics?

@ Nero
I had to do that too for a while, but when we were on a survival, I brought some big plastic bags with me and put my boots in them while I was wearing them. No need to say I was one of the first that was ready on an "escape"!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Many men smoke, but Fumanchu.

up periscope n. Bathtime game for up to one person. See also polish the lighthouse.

42

I bet you have a whole miniature shore set up next to your bath, be carefull with electricity and that lighthouse of yours Spick!

I just love spick's avatar <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

I just love you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />

The Off Topic Thread

I take pictures... Photographic pictures...

Übereil

Trust me, I know what I'm doing

aunty’s round euph. girlspeak, A visit which, not unlike having the painters in, can affect a girl’s social life. As in “Sorry love, not today. Aunty’s round. But I can play tennis if you like”.

When i was a wee lad my grandfather gave me some good advice, never change your underwear and always pet a burning dog...wait <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> thats not right

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />

http://www.klaasjeenpietjegaannaarschool.tk !!!!!

Casa de herrero, cuchillo de palo.

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.

Andrew Flintoff took three wickets to boost England's hopes of bowling out Pakistan cheaply in the second Test.

Huh?

Spick knows.

I don't care ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

one of my nice teachers just got a baby! well actually his wife did, but ok

yayyy!

especially becouse i had not go to the 2 first hours on school today and yesterday (very bad sentence...).

peace

My brother tells me that's what happened with Civ 1 (which graphic was based on squares...).

Übereil

I am spartacus!

E tu Creme' Brule' ........ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

no u're not! u're michael douglas disguised as sledge hammer playing up periscope who doesn't smoke when u're in Exeter but please don't forget to feed the pussy before the cricket game starts!

cuatro, cinco, seis

Someone has to duel Galadriel! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

I haven't seen a good beating since mine! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

English overcoat n. The French equivalent of the English French letter (qv).

It is fascinating that one of the 5 or 6 Celtic languages still spoken, is spoken in France.

Cornish
Welsh
Breton
Gaelic
Scottish
Manx

cucombers are niceeee <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

'allo 'allo?

On the other hand...there are 5 fingers.

Tingsomingenting

wy do we have only 1 nose <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> ?

roundhead n. A pink Darth Vader (qv) after the surgical removal of his Kojak’s roll-neck (qv); a yiddled whanger.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> 'nuff said.

yo man, g3t <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> alreawdy

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omg!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> thats ehh latin (latijns) right? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I have a furry tookus! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" />

Something to start the season right!

enjoy.......

My house is done.........

is yours?

Totally awesome.......... two thumbs up <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

I think the police will think they have a giant wietplantage(?) in their backyard ^^

far out man!

[color:"green"] E tu [/color] [color:"red"] Creme' Brule' ........ [/color]

*Giggles inanely*
Don't know if anyone else got that Jurak, but that was frigging hilarious <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" />

Totally <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Freakin' electricity bill, if you ask me, but it was awesome though

SWEET!!!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> yea, Mea! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

Oops, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> only........

but tss...thats offtopic dude

http://media.putfile.com/Slashs-Snakepit---Welcome-to-the-Jungle-with-David-Lee-Roth

check it out....you music lovers.......hilarious, um, I think.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

A kangaroo is incapable of backing up.

A chicken, having the same problem, sometimes gets itself in a tight space and walks into a wall in that space. Then, since it can't back out, it starves to death. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" /> hi <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" />

we mean no harm to your planet, we mean no harm to your planet (with dick on head) any1 seen that movie? kentucky fried movie

All your base are belong to us! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" />

it's peanut butter jelly time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />

catholic high school girls in trouble

* i will place no links* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

topless girl: Show me your nuts
*Guy acts like a nut(crazy)*

that movie?

Did you ever wake up in the middle of the night, get out of bed, and feel disoriented and off balance?

If I get up in the middle of the night for a wee-wee I always take a sqat in case I fall over!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

Selling England by the Pound.

A decision to play two spinners/two fast bowlers is strategic whereas a decision to put an extra slip into the cordon when a quick man is bowling is tactical.

A decision to play two sinners/two fast howlers is strategic, whereas a decision to put an extra slip into the condom when a quick man is bowling is tactical.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Pearl Bailey

red tape gallore

Eine andere Sprache zu benutzen ist sicherlich auch Off Topic <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

yup <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Toilet light was broken this night...

When I was a little boy, I had a book named Bongo. And I told the class about it at Show and Tell. But they were discussing something else at the time. So, when I told them about it I was <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />.

When i was an itty bitty baby my momma used to rock me in that cradle, singin them old cotton fields back home........
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.........Huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

will the Divine Divinity (1) source ever be released?

The internet: Where men are men, women are women and kids are FBI-agents!

Übereil

It's snowing.

It's not snowing here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> but I'm not having fries for dinner.

It's not snowing here, but its raining and hailing and the wind is blowing like it's for his last time. I wish it was summer again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> I don't like the cold weather, it's not good for my wings <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

How on topic of you guys! *With Grandpa Simpson voice*: For shaaame!

dmit, in east-netherland there fell like 20 cm snow, and we got only rain and hail here in amsterdam... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

these boots are made for walking

Santa is making his bed <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

A lo mejor tengo seis versiones de "Lagrimas Negras," pero me gusta lo mas la del Conjunto Cespedes.

winamp is better then windows media player

iTunes is better than winamp

And VLC beats them all <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

Department of Redundancy Department.

Busted!

who did what now?

Kaffebröd.

Übereil

Lazy sunday afternoon.

unreal tournament 2004 rocks!

Der Wustenfuchs.

hmm .... Summer is starting was like 30 today <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Wie verstaat dit?

For some reason, Anti vir causes my wife's computer to refuse to boot ever since the last update. I uninstalled it (in Safe mode--the only mode I could boot into) and installed AVG and thus far all seems well. She has ME, and before anybody complains about ME, the machine has inadequate memory to support XP and is too old to justify upgrading.

Men seriöst, kaffebröd.

Übereil

Shadows of Amn

I'm addicted to Jurak's Christmas decorations. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />
A chance that I'm not epileptic. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

La Bamba

Para bailar la bamba.
Para bailar la bamba es nessecita una poca de gracia.
Una poca de gracia es nessecita , y arriba y-arriba.
Y arriba y arriba, y arriba ire
Arriba ire, arriba-errie.
Baila bamba
Baila bamba
Baila bamba

Yo no soy marinero.
Yo no say marinero; por ti sere
por ti sere
por ti sere.

Baila bamba.

Para bailar la bamba! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

You've just been gramatically-challengedly spanished by:

Killerzzz

The penguin ... It's alive!

I'm back from Hereford in one piece. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

I should really start to work now.

se necesita

Yo soy un hombre sincero
de donde crece la palma
y antes morirme quiero
echar mis versos del alma.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

You've just been gramatically-challengedly spanished by:

Killerzzz

What shall I write here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Some non-sense ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Dim dum. Dum dum. (Mission accomplished.)

rikititi

Inspired!

Who thinks I should have my wrist xrated? It hurts like hell! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> (not the wrist with the burned spot, but the other one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> )

Broken Girl (Bro-kuhn; Gerl) NA* 1.One of the female persuasion with an injury; 2. The name of a girl rock band <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> 3. What girl ain't! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I think definition 1 applies the most here though three seems to work too

*NA = Nadjective...the combination of noun and adjective

Does that apply to me? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Gracias a la vida que me ha dado tanto.

Just watched Lost.

@ Macbeth
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> don't tell it yet, I taped it, will watch tomorrow <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />

The cloud is grey, and I'm hungry....... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

La Cucaracha

La Cucaracha, la Cucaracha
El no puede caminar.
Porque lo falta,
Porque no tiene
Una pata para andar.

Una cosa no comprendo:
Los grandes hombres con Nintendo.
Ellos jueguen todo el día
(I forget this line <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />)

La Cucaracha!

You've just been gramatically-challengedly spanished by:

Killerzzz

P.S.: Fact-- La Cucaracha is actually the car of the band who sung this song, that broke down (which is what the song is mostly about). La Cucaracha means "The Cockroach" ; they called their car "The Cockroach, Grandfather of the Beetle" since it was an old car.

Bye-bye. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

Tengo un regalo para Cleglaw. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />



No hay occasión, pero lo he visto y he pensado de tí y tu "arvatar". <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

¿Le gusta?

You've just been gramatically-challengedly-spanishedly giftified by:

Killerzzz

Was great. Sad thing next week it's over!

idd, I can't wait for season 2 to air in Flanders

Lost > 24!

Any idea when that will be?

@ Dragh: Haha, you're gonna be Lisa Flanders <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

no clue

*hums* The waiting is the hardest part.

*huh* for what? I didnt read the posts...

Stop looking at me!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
oh, I see, you want me autograph <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

If you go back just a couple of posts you'll see we were talking about Lost.

ni!

LOST het zelf op!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

If there is a thing like "overkill", does this also mean there exists a thing like "underkill" ... ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Intercourse is proven to make people sleepy. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sleepey.gif" alt="" />

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You can put yourself into a semi-sleeping state in which you are still partially aware of your surroundings but are nevertheless getting just as much rest for your body as if you were completely asleep. Some believe that you can even put yourself into this state while walking or running even, so you would never get tired. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

This has been a pointless, inacurate, and more importantly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> sleep-on brought to you by:

Killerzzz

Guy Mortier is hilarisch <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

school is proven to be boring...

Aah, a nice cup of coffee.

Mel Blanc, the man who does the voices of Bugs Bunny (and, like, all the other Looneytoons characters), is allergic to carrots. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

You`ve just been facted by:

Killerzzz

P.S.: Yea, he plays Sylvester, Tweetie, FogHornLegHorn... all of 'em (event the guy who hunts Bugs Bunny -- the name escapes me). He must have gone crazy talking to himself all that time. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

"Me? I'm just a lawn-mower! You can tell me by the way I walk."

fokke en sukke

Hoe verfijnd.

Geweldig, wonderfull, fantastisch <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

En ja, Guy Mortier is ne geweldige kerel, er zit pit onder die snot he! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Hij speelt ook de stem van de haai in Finding Nemo

Do y00 l|ke pe4n()tz?

Snor? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Exeter was ranked 179th in population in England in 2003>> 179th...scroll down if you want to.

Go Isles of Scilly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I have seen this question on another forum:


Do you know the answer?

I'd give my opinion, but I'm supposed to answer off topic.

Whats got a hazlenut in every bite?.....Squirrel sh1t... TOPIC

Whoopsydaisies <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Pushin'upDasies...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

elmer fudd

Bo! you don't know Diddly!

hmm this gets boring after a while...

Yet watching your avatar doesn't..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

The pleasure goes on and on and on and on and on ...

301!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


A humming bird weighs less than a penny (1¢)! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

They are the only birds that can flybackwards! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

There is a moth that is commonly mistaken for the hummingbird since it moves the same, looks similar, and is the same size. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Its called a bird-moth or something and its really really cool to see!!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

Sharks can live up to a hundred years! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Thats really old! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

They attack based on the sent of blood in the water! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

They normally only attack injured animals, but oddities do occure. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

They have a couple rows of teeth (like 3). <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

They can be really big, or the size of a goldfish! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

Killerzzz, maybe you should start writeing these things in the Pointless but iteresting/funny facts thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil

I am...bored...must make my....homework....don't want...to.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Honestly the threads could be combined and noone would know <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />

Soooooo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> Übs!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

atm listenining to "a state of trance 225" by armin van Buuren on di.fm trance channel.
Really nice <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Where is my clean underwear?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />



........

Oh!


NVM........



in the wash............ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

This boombox need batteries
This boombox need batteries

Psychedelic baby!

Does any one know the intro musig of austin powers goldmember (the song after steven Spielberg)

Sp!ts
Plaza

Divine Bouncing ..... erm what was I gonna type now ???? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

"God created the world, and the Dutch created the Netherlands".... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

If I can't change his habits, let's change the husband <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

ya damn right <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

You can only battle global warming with its opposite, an ice-age

Let's get drunk!

Now yer talkin' ........ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Bottoms up!

What the hell? Aren't you guys drunk yet? Man, time goes fast when you drink <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Gotta run!! (To the bathroom... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> )

Support mental health or I'll kill you.

@ Cleglaw
Thou shalt not commit murder <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Peter Crouch scored his first goal for Liverpool and was denied a second as the Reds coasted to a 3-0 home win over Wigan Athletic.

I'm so glad I know that.

jawohl! and then to harry potter and the goblet of fire <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ganna do that tomorrow <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> My 666th post <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

[i]"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."[i]

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Can't look at TheDivine's signature anymore!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Image Inferiorty <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

ohh...you can look at my ava too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

Ten random numbers from
48 52 72 45 68
20 32 80 92 89 random number generator

your ava keeps perfect time with my clock..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I go the movies this evening <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Tried on my Suit this morning after a year or so, it still fits!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Listening to Dvorák

Mmmmmm, good coffee.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Noooo!!! It's... too... mesmerising... can't... keep...my...eyes... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sleepey.gif" alt="" />

Ok...i didnt go...

1 more day to go *sigh*

@ Mea
Are you closed on monday? Darn, let that be my favourite day to go to a fine restaurant <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Alles Kan Beter

dat ligt er aan

What shall I do tonight?

Maybe I shall double-post!

I posted a thread in the wrong section!! Blast!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" /> me with a haircut........

then post it again in the good section <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img 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alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Done <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

LOST et zelf op extra lange aflevering

Vanavond!

wat is dat lost tog waarover jullie allemaal praten, is t leuk <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> ?

Nooit van Lost gehoord? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

Yo no tengo ninguna idea.

ZOEK het zelf op!

Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!

them bastards! We'll have to pay to see the sequel of LOST <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" />

why? is it gonna be on a pay-channel?

yes :s

What???....... that sucks for sure........ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

I likey dat show... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I suppose I could... I'll think about it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> I can't think of any right now, so... yea. ... Damn! I'm on a topic...

Must...GO... OFF!...

:randomize:

The square root of 89 is approximately 9,4339811321... . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

Pay television for Lost season 2? Bastards! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

them retards! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

Ive never seen but anyway <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

one of my cats is purring <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

Carol Thatcher, daughter of the great Iron lady Maggie, has won "I'm a Celebrity,get me Out of here" here in the UK....Well Done Cazza

euh

watashi wa nihongoga sukoshi hanashimasen, demou mada gyozu ja arimasen

*bow*

You know, I've thought about it, and my infos are going the the StrangelyInterestingFacts thread. The off-topic thread has enough crazy stuff going on without me there. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Of course, I'll post a random thing once in a while, here. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

For example:

Whish-wash
wash-whish.
Turkey's not my favorite dish. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I like it though. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

Bam! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

I Didnt go to school today, did not feel well, did not want to and had wrist hurt (almost "gekneusd") yesterday...

hmmm another day finished *sigh*

btw is this really a spam thread??

I got home late today.

hahahahahaha

@ Mea
Yep!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


I bit my tongue while I was chewing some hollywood gum <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

That's what you get for chewing gum. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Is it decadent to have spare ribs in smokey barbeque sauce for second lunch?

Only if you don't share it with me.

No qualms there! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Luc is back <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> even though she called me a dirty old man (I resent that I had a shower today!!) I still love here and yes I have found my Black Clothes (came free from the Heineken Company <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> )

so u're not that handsome dude with guitar? i'm disappointed! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Hollywood chewing gum with bloodtaste! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> New flavour <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Excellent! Just in time for Christmas! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Any1 heard new Eminem song ?

Is this on your Xmas list?

Yes!

And what does it do? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

an usb barbie.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
omg <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I'm sorry... is that thing real or a joke pic?

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

'Cause... you know... taking off the head of a doll then pluging the neck into the computer...

Wierd it is, yes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

Hehe, that's actually a nice one.

I could post a pic of a usb penis too but since we have younger members, i dont <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

It's alive!

It's alot!
[color:"green"] It's alot! [/color]
It's alot!
[color:"green"] It's alot! [/color]
It's alot!
[color:"green"] It's alot! [/color]
It's alot!
[color:"red"] LIKE LIFE!!! [/color]

There’s a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees
We call it master and servant
We call it master and servant

It’s a lot like life
This play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
Let’s play master and servant!
Let’s play master and servant!

It’s a lot like life
And that’s what’s appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
From disposable fun
Then this is the one

Domination’s the name of the game
In bed or in life
They’re both just the same
Except in one you’re fulfilled
At the end of the day
Let’s play master and servant
Let’s play master and servant

It's alot!
[color:"green"] It's alot! [/color]
It's alot!
[color:"green"] It's alot! [/color]
It's alot!
[color:"green"] It's alot! [/color]
It's alot!
[color:"red"] LIKE LIFE!!! [/color]

Let’s play master and servant!
Come on, master and servant!
Let’s play master and servant!
Come on, master and servant!
Übereil

In short: S&M <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

What? S&M? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Übereil

Nice one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

@ Cleglaw
Stop giving us the silent treatment!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Open & Bloot vanavond op kanaal 2! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

[/quote]

Look at the little tramp.

Ugg, I was the only person in the Interesting Facts thread, so I'm comming back here.

Here's the ones that I used up over there:







If you want to see them in more expression, detail, and humour, go there .

But now for new stuff. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

A slug or snail can travel across the sharp part of blade without getting cut, or hurt at all! The cause of this is the protective, mucus-y stuff that is all over it's body.

Salt kills (melts) slugs, snails, and leeches. Don't use it on slugs and snails (what did they ever do to you? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> ) but if you ever get a leech suckin' your blood, salt him away.

Another way to get rid of leeches is to burn them off (like with a lighter or something -- James Bond did that in Octipussy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ).

Did you know that leeches cut a Y shaped wound in your skin with their razor-sharp teeth, latch onto your body with their suckers, and squirt a fluid into the wound to keep the blood flowing and to numb the area so you don't notice your hitch-hiker? Delightful, huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

You've just been massively facted by:

Killerzzz

P.S.: Mucus is the technical term for boogers.

The more you know. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Just so you know: My new avatar is for the Xmas season. It is an actual photo taken of the baby Jesus 2,000 years ago.

Hrmph !! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />

Doesn't look like a messiah to me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

You could see right away that baby Jesus was one of a kind, how many babies are born with a yellow circle on their heads? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I like Chinese Food............. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Jurak is a HOT ORC!! .... when he's in the steaming hot tub. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Ewww, Orc soup...blech <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

What's that smell?

My eyes are watering <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

Water is composed of two Hydrogen ions, and one Oxygen ion. The composed atom is reprisented by H2O (where the 2 is low).

Human beings are about 70% water.

A watermelon is about 92% water.

Thats water. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

I object to this post it is decidedly on-topic...for shame!

Flibbel!

drivel.............. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

We're back on track again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

hot patato patato patato hot patato patato patato hot patato patato patato hot patato patato patato hot patato patato patato hot patato patato patato hot patato patato patato hot patato patato patato hot patato patato patato hot patato patato patato !

hot patato!

Burned my tongue <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

If the Black See contains of 20% salt and a watermelon contains 92% water, shouldn't you be wetter batheing in watermelons than batheing then the Black Sea?

Übereil

Ergot (a common toxin created from the mould found most often on crackers - yea the snack style crackers) is a very strong halucinative drug... its BTW what they make LSD from....

I wonder if eating 999 crackers a day will put me on a trip <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

This is also the reason why you should never give a person with alzheimers crackers or any type of preserved biscuits... only freshly baked items... There is evidence that this makes ulzheimers worse.... and also questions about if the consumption of small amounts over years, can CAUSE alzheimers....

How about some poppy seed muffins?? ....... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Okay, I thought this topic was about moving off-topic conversations somewhere where they wouldn't interfere with the conversation topic, not just random spam. Don't we have the rest of the forum for that?

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Oh yea?... Well... you were just on topic then. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

But that makes me on topic again now... NOOOOOO! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

Did you ever notice how the voice of the DeathNight in the <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beyond.gif" alt="" /> intro, doesn't sound much like a DeathNight? I dunno, it just doesn't fit. He has a slight lisp for one thing, and he doesn't sound intimidating at all... Of course, I mean no offence to the person who played the voice. I just need to state this. Hell, I have the slightest of a lisp. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Also, to mesure the volume of an apple, you must put it in a full container of water; the overspill will be the volume of the apple (1 mL = 1cm^3) .
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Killerzzz

It depends on whether you want to be slightly coated in salt, or slightly coated in sugar. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> Unfortunately, the sugar attracts bugs and flies, so... not as good. Salt though, it gets crusty and flaky and itchy, and uncomfortable to the touch. I think you're better off bathing in freshwater. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

And actually , you are better off bathing in grinded lettus (rather than watermelon) which is composed of 95% water. Though, grinded greens smell nasty. Espcially if they have been sitting for a while...

'Ats mo' watah ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted (again) by:

Killerzzz

Off to play Baldur's Gate!

I'm invited to join a Dutch forum called Fantasy Forest. A lot of friendly looking elfs there.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

[color:"pink"] Okay, I thought this topic was about moving off-topic conversations somewhere where they wouldn't interfere with the conversation topic, not just random spam. Don't we have the rest of the forum for that? [/color]

Yup you are entirely correct! but hey if you are on a good thing (promptly gets slapped by GF) *Ouch!* stick to it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

This was the first post in this thread.

Tsk Tsk...dissenter in our midst!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Burn the drow!

Don't you worry here guys, you are not yet rid of me *devilish handrubbing* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> Hehehe...

Ahem, tsk, tsk.......that's not <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> ..........

Randall won the Apprentice, and said he should be the only one.......what a greedy fokker!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

the average lifecycle of a recycled sheet of paper is 14 days, from the paper recyclingfactory to an user to the paperbin to the recycling factory.

See this is bullcrap...I know...I still have some 3 subject notebooks from highschool that were printed on recycled paper (i doodle alot) and whats the deal with it being a "3" subject notebook...one of those little divider sections only lasts like 3 weeks if you take good notes...so yeah for me a 3 subject notebook was more like a 6 subject if you catch my meaning <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Get off topic! Off I say!

who told you it is note-paper, can be any kind on recycled paper, even the one used in the pooper

Ewwww <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

After 1 year I am still playing WoW with no end in sight.

DID YOU KNOW THAT...

... A tiger has stripes on its skin, and not only on its fur...?

... A polar bear would be an eccelent surfer because of the special pads on its feet that prevent it from slipping on the ice...?

NOW YOU KNOW! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/idea.gif" alt="" />

Anyone notice that I used a presentation type from Bill Nye the Science Guy? They did that on that show, and they even did the lightbulb after "now you know". <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> I think its a canadian science show, so most people may not recognise it. It was on TVO (TV Ontario). It was actually really good, and really informing but kept the kids interested with its slight wackyness and funnyness. Unfortunately, Bill Nye died many years ago. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

hmm try this one


and you can find more about him here ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Got my old new fixed harddrive yesterday <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

I had to switch out the hard drive on my wife's computer. Last night I dreamt that somebody switched them back as well as the video card.

I think it's the white one right beside you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

i think he is himself...

I'm enjoying a coffee flavoured ice cream cone <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

i need money AND love <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

i need stuff and things <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

Cookies Need Love Like Everything Does. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Hangover <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> *groans*

Last van een kater? Stuur de poes terug naar huis <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Liever niet <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

owkay die was droog? Maar ik kan droger <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

waarom planten muizen zich voort in het donker?
Tmanneke is bang van de poes te zien.

Waarom planten computer muizen zich niet voort?
Ze hebben maar 1 bal.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Morbo is koning van de super droge humor

Deze honing heeft een bijsmaak <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Charge of a tomcat? Wheel the poes to house

Rather not

owkay which were? But I am possible droger why do mice reproduce themselves in obscurity? Tmanneke are frightened of the poes see. Why doesn't computer mice reproduce himself? But they have 1 ball Morbo are king of the super dry This honey has a bijsmaak

nice! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> Cleg.......... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

En ik ben de Queen!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Waarom draagt een olifant roze kousen?
Omdat zijn blauwe in de was liggen <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

het hangt aan de muur en het zingt?
Kader Abraham <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

And I am the Queen!! Why carries an elephant roze kousen? Because is blue in the wax lie it hangs to the wall and it sings?
Framework Abraham

BWAhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />:

Waarom houden Indianen hun hand boven hun ogen?
Als ze hun hand ervoor houden zien ze niks

Waarom draagde napoleon groene bretellen door de week en rode in het weekend?
Anders zakte zijn broek af.

Het is geel en hangt in een boom?
Een tros kanaries

Het is zwart en wit en hangt in een boom?
Een tros koeien

Het heeft 4 poten en blaft?
Een hond, maar die kon je al...

Waarom heeft Justin geen borsten?
Ze moest Gin én!

Het is geel, stinkt, heeft een slurf, en rookt?
Een Locomostrontkanariefantje!

Hoe noem je een oude man die kleine jongens van hun fiets aftrekt?
Een pedocyclomastrubant.

Wist je dat een eend het eerste transport middel was?
Want in de bijbel staat, Mozes kwam op zijn eendje van de berg.

Wie heeft het langste lid?
God, hij bevruchte Maria vanuit de hemel :o :o :o

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

@ Dragh


You really cracked me up dude, and that for 9.30 in the morning!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Now it's my turn again!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> First yellow for the mood ...
[color:"yellow"] Het is geel en de afwas staat erop?
Een banaanrecht

Het is geel en het kan fluiten?
Een banarie

Wat doet een banaan wanneer er een schroefje los zit?
Banaandraaien

Het is geel en het pest?
Bana-na-na-na-na

Het is geel en het hangt achter een auto?
Een banaanhanger

Het is geel en het hangt aan de muur?
Een banaanplakbiljet

Het is geel en je steekt er de kaarsen mee aan?
Een banaansteker

Het is geel en je kunt er een boot aan vast zetten?
Een banaanlegsteiger
[/color]

Het is wit en loopt door de woestijn?
Een kudde yoghurt.

[color:"yellow"]
Het is geel en past niet in je brooddoos?
een trackter! [/color]

Knobschat

[color:"green"] Wat is groen en wipt op en neer? [/color]
Een erwt in een lift
[color:"green"]Wat is bruin en wipt op en neer? [/color]
Diezelfde erwt, enkele weken later. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Ok, we zijn goed op dreef, maar straks word dit hier wel overgeplaatst naar de moppensectie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

al die willen ter kaap'ren varen, moeten mannen met baarden zijn
Lekkere mannen met baarden <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> en Janggut ook natuurlijk want die jongen heeft geen baard ocharme <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Janggut <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

Dame una frase en ingles con las palabras--green, pink, and yellow.

When the phone greens I pink it up and say, "Yellow."

why do i get the feeling that i'm being cursed in belgian? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

you have no beard

Be afraid! Be very afraid!

To jump, a kangaroo must have its tail on the ground...
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
and I don't know how to elaborate on that one, sooo ...

You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />


@ Janggut
I sung a part of an old sea-men song:
translation: "All men that wants to be sailors, have to wear a beard"
I added to that one: "yummie men with beards" and "also Janggut", because the poor soul has no beard <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> I meant by that that you are also a hottie allthough you have no beard at all <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
All in good fun of course my dear <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" /> my elven lady, u just made a sailor blush. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Aaaahrrr maaiytee! The ol' lass 'as a way of maaikin' men blush 'nd more! Now where's me whisky?

[color:"red"] Aaaahrr, me hearty... [/color] whatever, never been much good as a pirate anyway <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

The Pilots of Penzance

Give me a tissue please... Hhhhatsjieee! Excuse me... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

I hope I don't catch that cold.

@ Dragh
I suppoose this is the cure for that cold? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Well, if it is, thanks alot, you're the best <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

It's been awfully quiet around here.

there are two guys at Larian who have a beard... and I am one of them! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />

Merry Christmas everyone! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" />
oh, wait... wrong topic <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />

Jan Piet Joris en Korneel!
Die hebben baarden!
Die hebben baarden!

Jan Piet Joris en Korneel!
Die hebben baarden!
Die varen mee!

I love the new screenshot!

It's Santa without his clothes!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> or <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Maybe nobody is posting because they don't see anyone else posting.

yes

we see, we hear, we understand, but remain silent ! I am sure someone said that once (aside from me) but I'll be knackered if I know <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I find it very quiet here lately. Is everyone gone on holiday maybe? Anyway, if you live in Belgium now, you don't need to go away for skeeing or riding the sleigh, we have snow enough to last for a few days more! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
In other words, get back here and post some more nonsens here!! I miss the commotion here! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

C O M M O T I O N ! ! !

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

I recently learned from my son an interesting fact about octopi. He is planning to tattoo an octopus on his leg. I asked him: if he were then to lose his leg, would that be a Farewell to Arms? He then informed me that actually the 8 tentacles of an octopus are technically considered to be lips.

Someone dining at the restaurant last nite (NY eve) wanted to know if the Prawns where killed "Humanely"! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

You can answer yes - as you can safely presume they were killed by a human ^^

I hope everyone was humane enough here not to eat any "Foie Gras"?
Foie Gras-- Food for sadists

e=mc²

Inspector Winne with a W.
Off course otherwise it's Inne.

SMS CHOCO

Nothing to see here! Read on.

Tried but no luck

hmm Goose liver paté yum yum

udienow!

So did the goose.

back to work in two days time....

I should be working now. I really should.

Run around in the radiation
Tune in, turn on, burn out in the acid rain on a
Black, black planet
Black world
Black, black planet
Black world

Übereil

The only thing bad about taking time off of work is going back to work...I need like a permanent paid vacation! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I can't see the wood for the trees!!

musqitos don't bite but sting! remember that.

Only female mozzies are suckers....

Mozzies only ?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Mea!!!

Back to work this morning...0545 prompt!...Still!! Home for 1340 and the rest of the day is mine <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> , well, sort of, apart from collecting the kids from school and cooking their meals and doing the dishes and then collecting her indoors from the Gym and then getting the kids ready for bed and so on and so on.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

bleh :s

You could have just got a cat <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

[color:"pink"] You could have just got a cat <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" /> [/color]
Heh thats how he got into this mess in the first place <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

You called dear ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Oh yeh, i gotta feed Cagney and Lacey as well!!, my two pussies <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

Which one is your wife?

Übereil

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> (That generally expresses my reaction to the last few posts!)

Ube! shame shame shame!

"I think in bold caps." -DLR

Omg, what is that crap I posted last time? I don't even remember that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

well I am sure I dunno ... I mean hey who actually reads this dribble, not even Lynn!

(except for the fact that she has a built in search engine that automatically shows her every post that has the word Lynn in it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> )

Then we've been made! Run for the hills!

So <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />, Lynn gets a warning whenever there is a post with her name in huh?
Then I know what to do this year... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
Ok, I'll be good this year, I wont use her name in any of my posts, is that ok? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Hmm let see if this actually works;
Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn Lynn <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Come on you guys dont tell me you didn't see that coming from a mile away <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

And then I wanted to stay nice here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

[color:"pink"] And then I wanted to stay nice here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

erm why ?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, rrrright... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
We forgot to mention someone here: Lynn <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Post 1000 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

Congrats dude <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" />

Good Gods does that word still get used ??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, by this guy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Thanks, o elven lady! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

Gal, your sig
Is very big,
Though pretty by design.
Rotate it
To make it fit
And the forum will look fine. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

DON'T DRINK WATER!!!!

FISH HAVE SEX IN IT!!!

....

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> The more you know.

This is just another fact about water.

Another would be that regular goldfish will eat eachother if they are hugry enough. I've seen it happen. Ironically, we had named that particular goldfish 'Chomps'. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />
Even more ironically, when we got another bunch of 'em, we dubbed one 'Chomps Junior'. Guess what he did? Num, num.
Beyond ironically, we name one of the next batch 'Chomps the Third'. ... I think you get the idea.
Deciding that the name Chomps was cursed, we stopped nameing a fish that.

And they stopped eating eachother. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

That's goldfish,

Killerzzz

Dear Hef,
I know my sig was very big
What should've been there
was not that elf
I want to put my banner here
but I can't do it by myself <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Uhm maybe you should have fed the Chomps family more?

Galadriel,
My elfen girl,
What seems to be your plight?
Please share with us
What causes fuss
And we will set things right.

Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart! By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet

Nostalgic <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Sappiest hippie piece of crap cartoon ever...ever

I'm just going to answer plain off topic...

What the deuce!

Dear Hef, brave guy
I want to see this picture,
And allthought I try and try,
I can't seem to get this banner in my signature <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

"Captain Planet. He's our hero. Takes polution down to zero.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />... daaa daa daaa daaa, daaa daa daaa daaa.... Filthy badguys, who pollute and plunder !

The Power is YOURS!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

"I believe all God's creatures have a soul...except bears, bears are godless killing machines!"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Colbert rulez

Your sig, I see,
Displays proudly
A banner to your site.
If this is not
The one you want
Then e-mail me tonight.
In your mail,
Not of snail,
Attach your banner file.
I will assist
In fixing this
And bring to you a smile.

Your sig, I see,
Displays proudly
A banner to your site.
If this is not
The one you want
Then e-mail me tonight.
In your mail,
Not of snail,
Attach your banner file.
I will assist
In fixing this
And bring to you a smile.
[/quote]
Dear Hef,
Kejero set me free
so right now this is the banner that goes with me
Allthough you offered to help me out
I knew I only had to shout
but instead we talked in a funny way
I had my fun,
but I can't stay
at least not now,
I see you when you visit my page... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> Thank you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

Your sig, I see,
Displays proudly
A banner to your site.
If this is not
The one you want
Then e-mail me tonight.
In your mail,
Not of snail,
Attach your banner file.
I will assist
In fixing this
And bring to you a smile.
[/quote]
Dear Hef,
Kejero set me free
so right now this is the banner that goes with me
Allthough you offered to help me out
I knew I only had to shout
but instead we talked in a funny way
I had my fun,
but I can't stay
at least not now,
I see you when you visit my page... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> Thank you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> [/quote]

Oh no an other huge quote thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

PS: notice the irony of saying "Oh no an other huge quote thread" while using a quote myself. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Your sig, I see,
Displays proudly
A banner to your site.
If this is not
The one you want
Then e-mail me tonight.
In your mail,
Not of snail,
Attach your banner file.
I will assist
In fixing this
And bring to you a smile.
[/quote]
Dear Hef,
Kejero set me free
so right now this is the banner that goes with me
Allthough you offered to help me out
I knew I only had to shout
but instead we talked in a funny way
I had my fun,
but I can't stay
at least not now,
I see you when you visit my page... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> Thank you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> [/quote]

Oh no an other huge quote thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

PS: notice the irony of saying "Oh no an other huge quote thread" while using a quote myself. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> [/quote]
Now I get it!

Get it?