I don't like the bard class. But there are a couple of funny stuff to experiment with it later on. Imagine a Half-Orc cleric of war / bard with a drum and double-wielding Schillelagh-enhanced clubs as drumsticks.
But to be clear:

"Wouldn't it be cool if you could dual-wield me?"
"You know, my last owner said that I was sharp and edgy. He was such an ass."
"Hands up, kiddies, who wants to die?!"
"Kill it! Kill it quick before they're all gone!"
"Murder! Death! KILL!!!"

"Let's dance!"

Nothing can top the one and only, but imagine if he gets added to the game and a (female) LVL 14 Valor Bard is wielding
. You can double the "Vicious Mockery" fun by literally talking someone to death.
