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Get Paid to poop #243919 02/06/04 06:18 PM
Joined: Jun 2004 C Christina OP stranger
OP Christina stranger C Joined: Jun 2004	Hey everybody, there is a new website that has a poop calculator on it called http://www.workpoop.com This will make for an interesting new thread. Go to the site, calculate your poop pay, then come back here and post how much you make. Lets see whos crap is worth the most.

Re: Get Paid to poop Christina #243920 02/06/04 07:20 PM
Joined: Mar 2003 Location: MOO! Womble veteran
Womble veteran Joined: Mar 2003 Location: MOO!	Apparently I get paid $624 per year just for taking a 5 minute dump every day. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> Facinating stuff. The timer is still going for the 'pay per poop' rate. I think it'll be about $2 per log though..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Edit: Stopped it after 12 minutes. (which can be the case sometimes, especially after a hard curry night) $4.84 down the shitter! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Last edited by Womble; 02/06/04 07:32 PM. " Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin

Re: Get Paid to poop Womble #243921 02/06/04 07:32 PM
Joined: Mar 2003 Location: My Corner of Divinity GoldyLocks veteran
GoldyLocks veteran Joined: Mar 2003 Location: My Corner of Divinity	Your annual pay for pooping at work is $7800. No wonder they will not give us a raise.

Re: Get Paid to poop GoldyLocks #243922 02/06/04 07:34 PM
Joined: Mar 2003 Location: MOO! Womble veteran
Womble veteran Joined: Mar 2003 Location: MOO!	$7800!! What are you doing in there? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> " Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin

Re: Get Paid to poop Womble #243923 02/06/04 07:37 PM
Joined: Mar 2003 Location: My Corner of Divinity GoldyLocks veteran
GoldyLocks veteran Joined: Mar 2003 Location: My Corner of Divinity	The food stinks, but its free and goes right through me.

Re: Get Paid to poop GoldyLocks #243924 02/06/04 08:08 PM
Joined: Mar 2003 Location: MOO! Womble veteran
Womble veteran Joined: Mar 2003 Location: MOO!	(Sniggers) you poor bugger! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> " Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin

Re: Get Paid to poop Womble #243925 05/06/04 02:41 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere between Here, ..and ... Jurak veteran
Jurak veteran Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere between Here, ..and ...	I'm still on the shitter...... i'm gonna be rich!! WoooHoooo! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Your annual pay for pooping is $5460...not enough, for quality like i'm producing...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Last edited by Jurak; 05/06/04 02:50 AM. [color:"#33cc3"]Jurak'sRunDownShack! Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Gr�ne Ogre!!! [/color]

Re: Get Paid to poop Jurak #243926 05/06/04 02:02 PM
Joined: Mar 2003 A AlrikFassbauer veteran
AlrikFassbauer veteran A Joined: Mar 2003	What about cows ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it. --Dilbert cartoon "Interplay.some zombiefied unlife thing going on there" - skavenhorde at RPGWatch

Re: Get Paid to poop AlrikFassbauer #243927 08/06/04 03:04 AM
Joined: Jun 2003 Location: malaysia janggut veteran
janggut veteran Joined: Jun 2003 Location: malaysia	cows go for quantity, not quality. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" /> ......a gift from LaFille......

Re: Get Paid to poop janggut #243928 17/06/04 02:06 PM
Joined: May 2004 Location: Baator Choperos apprentice
Choperos apprentice Joined: May 2004 Location: Baator	[color:"red"] Your annual pay for pooping is $11648 [/color] It just comes naturally to me and I have a high sallary <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" /> Nick the Greek <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> "In the name of Malice,I shall fill the world with the stench of Death!"

Re: Get Paid to poop Choperos #243929 17/06/04 11:12 PM
Joined: Mar 2003 Location: brokeTM Draghermosran veteran
Draghermosran veteran Joined: Mar 2003 Location: brokeTM	for me, to poop on It's one of these days...

Re: Get Paid to poop Draghermosran #243930 18/06/04 06:58 AM
Joined: Mar 2003 Kejero old hand
Kejero old hand Joined: Mar 2003	Hehehe <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Mr Kej, Second Member of the Guild of Off-Topic Posters * Visit Aviorn's Inn, my Divine Divinity fansite *

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