Larian Studios Forums General Chat contest

hello im having a contest and the winner will win a date with me on my private yacht off the coast of miami and will be served dinner by award winning chef Roberto Holz, chef and owner of Bizcya grill. here are the rules

1-you MUST be a female
2-you must write and essay with 500 or more words on why i should choose you
3-you must turn in your essay no later than June 11th 12:00 P.M.

i will announce the winner on June the 13th.

I'm not a woman but I look great in garters, can I apply too?

I have a better idea.

We'll have another contest.
Entries should be posted no later than the 2nd of July.
Participants get a long range firearm and a map of the world.
Whoever traces hasolo's location and tracks him down will the priviledge of finishing him off.

1- You must be at least 18 years old to bear arms
2- You must write an essay of 500 words on one of the following topics:
"How I will kill hansolo."
"What I think of hansolo."
"What I did last summer."
3- You must provide your own rations and ammo.

Happy hunting.
Please send the head to the following address:

Mr. Annonymous
8739 Dark Street
North Pole 920812

I would like to see a picture of the yacht before entering in the contest.

Barta

Here you are.

my yachts much better than that one here are detailed pictures http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...3727720434&rd=1#ebayphotohosting


no just kidding my yacht is a 58' hatteras convertable yacht i bought just last summer

i almost forgot

send entrys to

barcarolle@personal.ro

Oooookaaay. That's about the creepiest thing I've read today. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

What does this have to do with <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beyond.gif" alt="" /> anyway?

nothing....... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


it's not April 1st is it?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

500 words just for a date? 500 English words? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Nahhh

@DATD <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

.ro? It makes the tracking much easier! You're from Romania, then.

Guys, this is his lordship, Vlad Dracula looking for a new bride. Watch out!

Slowly walk towards the door ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />

We could makle a role-play topic out of it. For example imagine the Death Knight WAS female AND she wanted to be invited on that Yacht ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

And finally, what happens WHEN she is on the Yacht ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

"Take your hands OFF ME human!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

how old are you hansolo..?

You don't want to know.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

1- You must be at least 18 years old to bear arms
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Man, this sucks. Can't you make a new rule? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

hello i spend my summer in miami and go back to biertan romania to work. its a quite rustic place surrounded by rolling hills and beautiful country side. this is a perfect place for me to clear my head and compose music. its a far cry from the big city of miami. there have been some good entrys so far and i can tell it will be tough choice. i know i can invite you all ha ha ha, but i dont think my boat can carry so many people. and if you really try and hunt me i say bring it. i have better security than the president and here in miami they shoot to kill so be warned

dude, are u inspired by william hung that u have to go beyond divinity? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

he must be a grown-up janus. with too much time. for now. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

dude, capsize the yacht & buy a cruise ship. PIFs (Powerfully Insane Fanbase) must be allowed to inspect the integrity of the ship before allowing *cough* females on it. evaluation will take at least a month.

deathatthedoor will generate the report to let u know of any lack or defficiency found on your ship.

come to think of it, i think u should go noah's way, so get yourself an ark. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

OK, you do have better security then the president. But even if you did; I bet I can break it. Shoot to kill? Good! That means I can too!

@hansolo: This is the Beyond Divinity Forum and no dating site. We don't have time for this, we have to play <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Moving thread to General chat, hoping it stays decent. Keeping an eye on it... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />