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*snickers*

Oh, "hansolo" dear. You break my heart; I thought I was special to have your attention! (For the curious: he sent me a PM. You get three guesses as to the PM's content.)

Ahem. Seriously, this is... certainly an amusing addition to the board. If this kind of humor's your cup of tea, at any rate. Gods know, I can't even come up with clever, snarky and scathing remarks.

Well make an effort, Ms Fox! He only needs 500 words! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

*pouts* But, but, I've promised to be a good girl! This week, at least!

Yeah right..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Don't make me stab you with something sharp and pointy or worse. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> *hides her cat-o-nine-tails*

Promises promises.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Rainier Wolfcastle: "Someone please, give me a job. I lowered my quote to $8 million. I do nude scene, I play nerd... Don't make me punch your throat!"

you're still special to me winterfox don't get to jelous over a little compition, if you really loved me like you said you did in all of those pm's than im sure a 500 or more word essay won't be to hard for you, and please try and refrain from using graphic language this time

hello here is an update i know its hard for the ladies in their fantasys of watching the sunset with me on my yacht when they dont know what i look like. well you will get no photo because im famous but i will tell you im 21, 6'2 and have brown long hair and brown eyes. keep writing i may need to extend the compition because im getting so many entrys but hopefully i will be able to find enough free time to read them all

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I love this guy..... Totally, totally full of sh*t! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

He does sound like a Champion Bullsh*tter.

Lynn, could you please move this thread to the roleplaying section?

I'll bet he's even got brown eyes! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

famous what???
Are you pulling my Johnsonn? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Are you from the Jedi Academy...?
or the jokers club?

Isn't he? It's so cute, in a "Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?" kind of way.

yeah..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> and DAD said "what a little treasure"...."let's bury it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

The best way to go is to ensure that the specimen never contaminates the gene pool.

too late. he's got a yacht in the ocean.

maybe i asked the question the wrong way. now let me rephrase ...

dude, are u william hung? THE William 'Unphased' Hung? wow!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> we got a superstar forum member!

That's all right; we can sink the yacht, drown/capture the Puerilis balatro* specimen and... do away with his reproductive system. Maybe we can examine his DNA to see which are the genes that make him, well, the way he is. Opening of the skull to check the condition of the cerebrum would probably be enlightening, too, but I imagine we all can make an educated guess as to that.

*If you know the meaning, shhh. Like I said, I promised to be a good girl, so...

winterfox, ever watch john carpenter's The Thing? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Nope.

But I think I can see where you are leading us <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />.

As for the yacht, nothing a giant squid can't do <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.