Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) Just a joke

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.1 They happen
to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,
Dad?".

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one
for Saturday and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks
"Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and
TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January,
one for February, one for March..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

I knew a fellow that didn't speak to his wife for 3 months--he didn't want to interrupt her.

Serius Cleglaw? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Are you married Cleglaw ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

I know I'm not! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I have been married since 1977 to the same woman.


Joking. I thought this thread was -- jokes about marriage.

27 years ! Congratulations. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

27 x 12 = 324 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Just joking too.

Barta

Congrats <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

Ahh, I hoped so, but wasn't sure.

Barta, are you married?

Who was that fiddle I saw with you last night?
That was no fiddle. That was my fife.

Who was that lady I saw with you last night?
That was no eyesore. That was my wife.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

*chuckle chuckle... guffaw... nudge nudge wink wink* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Know what I mean? Eh? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean?


Of course Barta is! She has her dog! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />