My cousin was fighting Auntie Ethyl last night, Astarion ran by her and she yells "Deep down you like being leashed, don't ya?"
Me: :O Oh. My. God. O.O SAVAGE.
All I see is poor Astarion hunched over with the insult swirling around his head 8'D So then I get curious, and I google "Auntie Ethyl's Vicious Mockery," and it turns out there was an
ENTIRE THREAD on Reddit, where a user retrieved all of Auntie Ethyl's Vicious Mockery voicelines and oh my LORD, she has SO MANY INSULTS:
Bare your throat spider bait! - Drow
I'll banish you for good outsider! - Githyanki
Bet you'd trade your friends for a trinket or two. Gold eater! - Dwarf
How revolting. Another thin-blooded mongrel! - Half-Elf
Deep down you like being leashed, don't ya? - Astarion
Try laughing after I rip your throat out gnome! - Gnome
Ooo where's your clan? bet they'd exile you for that brain worm in a blink! - Dwarf/Duergar?
Come now, tusks for brains! Doesn't this make you angry?! - Half-Orc
Slaver. Sadist. How dare you judge me?! - Drow/Duergar?
Why would Shar love you when no-one else does?! - Shadowheart
Filthy under-scum! - Drow/Duergar/Deep Gnome?
I can smell what's under those bandages wizard, you're all rot and ruin! - Gale maybe?
Kneel boy! Just like the matriarchs taught you to! - Male Drow
Won't have any friends after the full moon girl. - Helia
A toad with a tadpole! How fitting! - Githyanki
Are you lost little one? Maybe your soul will make it back home! - Githyanki?
Only evil here is what's inside you, ranger! - Minsc?
Bow your head slave! Ya remember how don't ya?! - Deep Gnome? Astarion?
Bet that honour of yours shatters easy as your scales! - Dragonborn
I wonder which parent regrets you more, half breed! - Half Elf
I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerun for good! - ?
You're so far up Shar's cake you can't see straight. Pathetic! - Shadowheart (cake is a term for a large arse apparently. lol!)
A human, so desperate to be special! - Human
Let's pull your strings, infernal puppet! - Tiefling/Wyll?
Happy to sell everyone's soul but your own aren't ya? - Wyll/Korlach
Gray and useless as a stone comb! - Duergar
Elves are so pretty. Pretty worthless! - Elf
A tiny sweet morsel, just for me! - Gnome?
You're everyone's punching bag and no-ones favourite! - ?
When I'm done even the hells won't want ya! - Tiefling/Korlach
Do you think losing that eye made you a hero? - Wyll
Even the Underdark doesn't want ya! Half breed! - Half-Drow
Come closer little softie, you'll be tender! - Gnome/Halfling
Bet your clans happy you're gone! - Dwarf/Duergar
Lumbering half-orc! Twice as ugly as your parents combined! - Half-Orc
All that bloodlust! A little tap and I bet you wouldn't know friend from foe! - Barbarian/Astarion?
I'll show you what a true fey does dearie! - Elf (Eladrin?)
Need a new master Illithid lover? - ?
Think you're a person because you're walking on two feet? Adorable! - Helia
Fancy yourself immortal? We'll see how long that lasts! - ?
Tch! No flabby dwarf's a threat to me! - Dwarf
Who would be jealous of you? Apprentice! - Gale
Another human rat infesting Faerun! - Human
You're one thirsty night away from betraying everyone! - Astarion
Just a snivelling child playing the beast! - Helia/Astarion
I'll squeeze that stone heart until it bleeds dwarf! - Dwarf
More beard than brains, the lot of ya! - Dwarf
What kind of botched portal brought something like you here?! - Githyanki
You foul-breathed little lizard! - Dragonborn
Fraud of the frontiers?! - Wyll
Surprised you show yourself in public. Abomination! - ?
Disgusting burrow rat! - Deep Gnome?
Freakish thing! I bet everyone stares when you walk by! - ?
Haha. Oh look! It's daddy's regret! - Wyll
Can't wait to throw a collar round your neck. Gonna make you my familiar! - Boo?
Half Elf. Half Human. All useless! - Half-Elf
Just another of Lolth's pretty harlots! - Drow
Your people will never take you back! Illithid scum! - ?
I see the hells spit out another tragic little Tiefling - Tiefling
A Half-Drow! How grotesque! - Half-Drow
Is there still rat stuck in your teeth? Slave! - Astarion
Do you miss kissing Vlaakith's feet, Gith! - Githyanki
How quaint! The hamster has a pet! - Minsc?
I'll tan your hide, beast! - Helia
You don't scare me wolf. You don't scare anyone! - Helia
Go rob your rat softskull! - Minsc?
Bow to your betters, boy! - ?
Another user also posted that if you're on friendly terms with Auntie Ethyl, she writes you this letter in the Epilogue:
I've decided she is a GEM and I'm going to do my best to keep her alive next playthrough. *wipes away tears of joy*
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