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#265111 23/09/04 05:48 PM
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Look what new monster i discovered while prowling through my adult-life act
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />
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Stats on the new monster:

Strength: Minimal (soon to increase dramatically)
Mana: Extremely high, Maximum skillpoints invested in charm-humans
Agility: Well we wont speak of the broken vases already..
Stamina: Can play ALL day long - and controls excess energy at night by making sure we snore excessively
Resitances: Immune to any commands other than the food call

Special features: primary weapons (puppy teeth) sharpened to maximum level
Special Habits: sharpening primary weapons <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

(yes i know this is supposed to be in chat, but i just HAD to come brag here where everyone reads) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />


Your existence alone, is excuse enough for the creation of the entire universe… Il you my darling Jeanne-Dré 
Lady_Rain #265112 23/09/04 06:07 PM
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He is really cute !
How old is he ? What is his name ?
I love dogs so much <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Barta

PS : I would like that my char would have a pet animal in Divinity 2.

Barta #265113 23/09/04 06:32 PM
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Her name is Dutchess

She is a 8 week old Shar pei.

If my char needs a pet in DD2, i will NOT choose this one.... WAY toooo naugthy.... she will bark at all the monsters and bring them back to me to kill.... (this will always happen when i am busy fighting 30948209389208409283 demons or something big and dangerous)



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Lady_Rain #265114 24/09/04 02:45 PM
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If my char needs a pet in DD2, i will NOT choose this one.... WAY toooo naugthy.... she will bark at all the monsters and bring them back to me to kill.... (this will always happen when i am busy fighting 30948209389208409283 demons or something big and dangerous)


And it won't probably be mutch help either <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />. It was kind of qute though (which I can say while I'm here safe on the other side of the world.)

Ubereil (who doesn't own any pets.)


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Ubereil #265115 24/09/04 02:59 PM
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A very cute dog! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />



But I will move the thread to General Chat. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Lynn #265116 24/09/04 06:09 PM
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He's totally cute!

BTW: Lady Rain, your signature= <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


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very cute indeed...

and it seems she has secondary weapons as well... at least for the furniture (don't know the name in english)...


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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

AT the moment she only has 1 set of teeth (thank HEAVENS), but she is getting more naughty by the moment.... my hands are SOOOO full of "puppy holes" that its sore typing!!!!

AT least i can say she hasnt discovered the furniture (YET), the only thing she chewed a corner out of, was a ream of paper (250 sheets), so i have a pack of paper that i can never put through a printer again, but at least i can still cut the 2cm off and use it as scrap paper <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

heheheheh i love this signature... it never fails to get people laughing.... if you look closely you will notice that there are even some words with wrong letters in (e.g. important is missing the A)and you STILL read it fine....

She had her innoculation again today... along with getting microchipped (identifying chip under her skin), and she was sooo good, didnt howl, didnt make a noise... the vet DID get a evil glare though <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

but i am loving her... she also found out how to get onto my bed (it required jumping into my wardrobe, then on the bedside table, then onto the bed), so now i get woken up with puppy breath in my face, and hair being pulled and chewed.


Your existence alone, is excuse enough for the creation of the entire universe… Il you my darling Jeanne-Dré 
Lady_Rain #265119 27/09/04 02:47 AM
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had it been anybody else who's so hung up about hair, duchess would've been dogmeat. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> sorry, can't help myself. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

really nice doggie. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> but i'm more of a kitty person.

hey i remember we used to have a thread on doggies. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> have to find it though.


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I LOVE cats!!!!!!!! (BUT......... i am so allergic to them, that i cannot possibly share a domain with them.... so i am stuck with the woofly animals <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />)

There are only 2 cats i can keep..... a sphynx and a peter bald..... and both of those species are so [sensored] expensive in my country, that i cannot afford one of them... The average price of a registered sphynx is in the region of about R 12 000.00 (South African Rand) thats about $ 2000.00)
And i am very sorry to admit, but thats more than what i am willing to spend on a cat!!!!!!

But i am getting rewarded for my investment into Dutchess <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> she is getting soooooo cute... (still madly naughty though)

I have mastered the "sit" command....
I am 80% of mastering the "take nicely" command
I am 50% on mastering the "wait your turn" idea (i have 3 dogs, the 2 older ones KNOW that you only take offered food when mommy says your name - in otherwords announcing its your turn... this stops any cross grabbing, and make giving treats a bigger pleasure than having to fight them to get it to the right mouth.) Dutchess will just jump up impatiently, but at the sit command, she will sit down and wait .2 seconds longer <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

which brings me to the next lesson

I am -923874982374892359893492784% on teaching her patience.


She has learned another trick all on her own too...

THere are a small set of steps between the shop and the garden (back). she can get up those fairly fine (well if take 1 doesnt work, take 2 or 3 will), but she cant get DOWN them to come back....

So now she sits at the top of the stairs. give one single high pitched "WAFF" to call me to come pick her up and put her down at the bottom...



Your existence alone, is excuse enough for the creation of the entire universe… Il you my darling Jeanne-Dré 

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