Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) Good Questions

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer?

2. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

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Unfortunately, there's probably a good reason...

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

or seat belts........for that matter! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

1. Is it true, that Cats always landing on the Feets?
2. And, is it true, that a disk Bread always land on the butterside?
3. And whats happend, if you bind a disk Bread (with the butterside up) on the back of a Cat, and let her fall down?

Unless you butter it on the wrong side.

@ mickster -> i think it's just u. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

as how one relative of mine said whenever he's drunk;
why is black called black & white called white? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

No it indicates the person is mentally unable to do the actual cleaning up <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Because the color gets Diluted by a lot of water <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Yes , before they where invented <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Because the yare hoping that their brain will actually come up with a recipe for the ingredients that are present in the fridge.

For the same reason that that person who tried to stuff the second floppy in the slot when the pc said please insert disk 2 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

To see if the vacuum cleaner is full, or that the piece of string is just particularly static <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Because ppl dont look what they are doing .

Because those light fittings are NOT airtight and bugs lay eggs <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Eventually yes, but I fear that the dryer will break down first <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Because we dont want to get hurt more like getting smacked in the face <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I dont, but then I am not clumsy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

No it is not, it depends on the entrpreneurial skill of the said stuff owner .

No we just try to keep it warm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Because they dont run around infering that "you dont take as good care of my child as I can"

Certainly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Notlikely I am not an American <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

No but they sure try hard <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Yes due to the Gravitational field.

The cat will try hard to land on her feet while trying to remove the piece of bread at the same time

So we know which color is which when we talk about those colors <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Yeah I know I have nothing better to do, but hey even I can have a day off ok <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Not if the household has enough money to afford a maid.


Depends where the bubbles are on the surface or underwater


A long time ago, yes


Start Trek, it's subliminal


Never seen such toaster before


Strings are cursed


Smart bags <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


It's a wildlife on its own in there, a whole foodchain of bugs! :o


Nothing dissapears, it only changes in matter


He might ram the cart in your face <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


The world needs to be in balance.


No you pay for your trashed to get picked up if it's closer, you get payed if its further away from the road, silly boy.


Food, water, complaining, life most important needs.


How come you never hear, sisters-boyfriend jokes?


By all means ask your best friend first.


Americans beeing the key-word <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

The question should of course be: On American electric toasters, ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />