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Welcome patrons to my humble abode.

Abaddon's Tavern

I have tried to cater for all customers, fine wines to the thickest mead. If gambling or girls are your vice, take a look upstairs.
Theres a roaring fire, and plently of dark corners.

Please leave all weapons at the door.
(My Guards will help you with this)

Finally enjoy yourselves.

So would anyone like a drink?

Sorry I am a Goodietwoshoes Paladine and I don't partake of alcoholic beverages !

But of course! As i said i try to cater for all customers.

*brings forth numerous bottles*

We have codials,juices,smoothies,cocktails.. name your poison <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

ahhh.... could i have a gallon of those Roundup Super Weed Killers, please? make it warm, thank you very much. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

A glass of your finest Strongbow if you please Barman...How much for a room for the night? I need to regain some stamina me thinks.

*The girl enters the tavern and sits at the bar*
Good evening, gentlemen, lady. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> I hope you don't mind animals in here? I brought a few compagnons; they need to socialise and learn a bit of civilized manners. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

*Whistles; a crow flies over the Guards' head and lands on spick's head. While the Guards are looking up a marten and a bobcat slip in between their legs; the marten climbs on Abaddon and lays around his neck, and the bobcat jumps on Mea's nap. A huge grizzly standing up forces The Guards to get out of the entrance, and a wolf hurries in and jumps on janggut, making him fall off of his chair.*

I'll take a beer, a piece of bread & cheese and a beef, please. The beef is for my companions of course; the hunt was not very good lastly and I had a lot of difficulties to prevent the from serving themselves in your stable when we arrived... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
I'll pay you with herbs. Any purpose you might even imagine to need a herb for, I can bring you some.
*Looks at the people's faces...* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />
Don't worry for the friends I brought; they have no archness at all. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> *Looks at the wolf who is still after janggut and at the bear who sends a guard fly against a wall* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> These two are a bit playful, but it's just because they're young. But anyway, this house is solid, these guys too, and your guards can use a bit of training, don't they? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Well, certainly we get people of all shapes and sizes a through these doors miss, my Guards can more than look after themselves. As for herbs, well any with good flavour for the food, and those that can be brewed to staunch wounds are greatly needed.


I’ll just pull that Strongbowtm for you Sir, one copper coin please. A room over your head comes at various prices. A copper for the barn, silver for the floor and gold for a bed. Its your choice.


Now, Super Roundup Weed Killer is hard to come by, but im sure we have some in the cellar.. a gallon will cost you five gold pieces mind.


*wipes down the bar with a dirty dish cloth awaiting any more orders*




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A smallish person with hairy feet saunters casually into the bar, accidently liberating a pouch from a dishevelled looking woman, noticing that it was full of herbs, he knocked the woman on the hip and said: "Pardon I think you dropped that!" then continued walking to the bar.

At the bar he pulls himself on a stool (well climbed would be a better word) and says " Hey Barkeep you know of any work around here?"

Well, here is this: those seasonnings should last you for a great while since I found a way of my own to optimize the conentration of the odoriferous and gustatory agents. Beware not to put too much; you could have surprises. And avoid smelling them directly from the bag; it is so concentrated that you might not be able to smell anything for a day or two. The bag is made especially to keep the odor inside and avoid it to spread within the whole house.

*The girl notices that the paladine looks strangely at her hair*
Sorry for my neglected hairdress, my dear; we travelled for a while and as I said earlier, the hunt was very bad so I had to sacrifice the leather thong that was attaching my hair to feed my companions. If that tavern had been farther, I would probably have had soon to think about departing from my boots too!

*Now the animals have eaten so much that their bellies are all distended; the wolf lays down beside the fireplace, the marten climbs around the girl's neck, the crow perches on a weird hunting trophy on a wall, the bear crawls under a table, lays down and uses an unconcious guard as pillow, the bobcat catches a huge mouse just passing by and brings its gift proudly to the paladine in the shiny armor. They all fall asleep as tight as rocks*

Now, what's going on around here lately? *yawn*

Hail Sir, and by what name do we call ya? Theres always work around here.. certainly if you prove trustworthy i might just put you with me behind this bar!

*looks in the bag.. pulls out a pinch and drops it in the stewing pot.
The post bubbles and boils fiercly for a few seconds then settles again.*

"sure is good stuff" Abaddon says with a grin

"as for happeneings.. well not much i suppose, Well appart from the snatching of the mayors daugher...

Erm huh Name ??? oh yeah you can call me Onga Paringa, and I am most definitely looking for work, ... why you have some available?? noticing that the poor guy behind the counter has trouble seeing the difference between salt and salpeeter, and seem to have a very heavy pouch with gold coins hanging near his belt, "Hmm" muttered Onga, can't have that man carrying all that heavy metal in his pouch ,, perhaps I should help him carrie it, Onga concluded