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... who is looking at Lady_Rain who is still standing at his toes. It seemed she was so drunk she fell asleep. Ubereil might be a mighty wizard but he's still a bit clueless on how to handle a situation like this. Him being a virging and all. Now, let's not talk more about that.
When Jurak spills his beer all over Ubereil's cloak, he tries not to react, in fear of wakeing the beutifull (but dead drunk) women he's holding in his arms. The only think he can do is to turn around real slowlly and give pepole behind him an accusing look (since he don't know who did it). And so he does.

Übereil

Mea is confronted by a very appreciative bobcat ... so appreciative, that she is now the proud owner of a dead mouse, Mea delicately places the mouse in the now empty milk saucer and proceeds to wash her hands, noticing the Ivy sprouting along quite happily she mutters a word of Dispel and the growths dissappear, with a stern look at the Animal Lady she returns to her barstool,just in time to see a small hand trying to untie her gold pouch.

With a reaction that belied the physics of her steel (shiny) armor she grabs the wrist and frowns at a little man, saying: "Exactly what do you think you are doing?

The Little man looks up at her and says: Oh hello I am Onga Paringa, and you nearly lost this, it was coming undone" all this with a beautific smile on his face, "I was just trying to help Lady!" the little man finished, looking a little smaller than he first appeared.

*It's 4 in the morning, Gal comes out of her room, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes*
"Can you all please be quiet for a while, the gorgious elf can't stay that good looking if she doesn't get some sleep!!"

*Gal uses her whip to shut down the music band and to dim all the lights in the bar* "The party is over! Go home or else..."

Übereil whispers to the drop dead gorgeous elf (in a deep voice): Shhhh! Don't wake her! And looks down at the beutifull (and dead drunk) women, who is peacefully sleeping in his arms. He still seems confused on what to do with her.

Übereil

Whacks Ubereil across the back of the head with a full bottle of wine.

He crumples to the floor in a heap

Then pops up, remembering he doesn't HAVE a head ( <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />), and imediatelly starts worrying for the beutifull (but dead drunk) woman who's peacefully sleeping in his arms. Then he turns to Abaddon and sais in a deep voice: "May I ask you of the reason for doing that?"

Übereil

Abaddon was just testing your skull, kind skeleton sir.
Let me take care for the dead drunk lady in your arms, I don't like to see you that confused. *Gal takes over the lady, walks to the outsidedoor and drop her in the horse tub outside* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> That'll wake her up!! *The lady jumps up and starts screaming like a pig* Calm down, missus, if you think you get any help around here? Janggut is the only gentleman around here and he is eating my fresh baked cake! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
If I were you, shut up and get decent, this ain't a nightclub here... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

"Ahh... milady! i have sampled your cake & therefore able to hypothesize the unique process & ingredients used to make it such a delight. in another words ... i have managed to duplicate your recipe successfully. may i have your expert opinion on my version of your recipe?" offers the butler a slice of cake to the elven lady.

"And u, dear sir, would you like to have this poor excuse of a butler render his poor service to polish that exquisite skull?" bows the butler to Ubereil.

Dammit, is there anyone hwo knows that I don't HAVE a skull anymore? It disapeared in the summoningporcess of my body! Dammit!

Übereil

My dear butler, if your cake looks like this and it taste like vanilla and chocolate then it means that it's good.
But I have tasted your first cake trial and I must say, you better start yourself a bakery instead of waiting here on people hand and foot. If you start a bakery, I will be your biggest client! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

@ Üb
If you don't have a skull, what is holding up your cap? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I think I will take the dead drunk lady and bring her over to my forest, she will be cured there and she will never touch alcoholics again!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

@ Mea
What are you still doing here? Your juice is all vaporised from you staring in it and breathing in it. Come on, let's do something! What if we went over to the Heckleton's farm and release all the cattle? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Well, magic is holding my cap up. And it allso keeps the in on my cap dark and gloomy.

Übereil

Mea looked shocked to the bone to the flighty Elf: " what??? I couldn't do that ... it is illegal ... and while I think of it neither shall you, cause you told me about it, and thus making me an accessory before the fact, by rustling cattle!"

"Hmm" Mea ponders, you there in the chair 'looking at an unusual Psychotic, mean ruthless being with a double wand at the ready' are you the law abouts here?"

" If so then I need to report a possible crime!"

Mea waits patiently for a reply, noting that here juice has kinda fermented while pondering the foibles of mankind!

I suggest you keep your mouth shut on this one, you don't want the wrath of the mighty Galadriel over you, right? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
I saw this farmer mistreating his cattle and I can't take it any longer!!
*Gal runs to the fence and opens the gate* The first animals that run out are Mustangs.
"Thank you!! We are forever in your debt!!" (I can understand all animals, just in case you wonder) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />
The next animals are the cows: " We can offer you fresh powerful milk, it's been powered up because it comes now from free cows."
The last ones are a couple of goats. "What can we do for you in return for our freedom?" Gal whispers something in their ears, the goats smiled and run over to Mea. The female goat looses "something" on Mea's shoes and the male kicks Mea in the butt! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Mea looks totally baffled by the reply from the little Elf, and is even more upset by the irresponsibility shown to those animals who rightfully belonged to the framer, if they where badly treated the Elf should have reported it to the proper authorities like the Fantastic Association Against Cruelty to Animals (FAACTA)and not taken the law in her own hands, while pondering this 1 of the goats butts Mea in the err... derrière causing another scratch, that the poor butler had to shine up <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Oh no, no more poor butler! I got a nice postcard from "Janggut's Bakery" and it looks like he is having the time of his life!!

@Mea
My dear beloved and favorite Paladin, I have reported the crimes to the FAACTA, but appearently the farmer bribed them with beer and lousy cookies, so they closed their eyes on the poor mistreated animals.
And don't you worry about them now, they can all come and live at my lands, the most beautiful land of Middle Earth, Lothlorien. They will live their in peace and they die only of old age. Doesn't that look good to you? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> and no bad feelings ok? The goats had their little fun and so did I <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

*Gal pours poor exhausted Mea a cup of fresh juice* Now, be a good paladin and keep staring untill I call for you, ok? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Btw, give me that heavy shiny armour, will you? This thing is too heavy to wear around all the time, I still have some nice silky robes from my husband Celeborn lying around here somewhere. You have about the same sizes, it will look great on you too.

*Meanwhile, Gal is looking around for Übereill, Abaddon, and all the rest of the barfight.*
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Übereil sits down next to Mea and stares. Who knows at what.

Übereil

@ the juice maybe? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

*Yawns and cuddles up to Ubs*

Hmmmm?!?!?!?! What did i miss???? I had this awwfull nightmare that i was working way too hard.....

Ok... and what is this !)@*#(&%($#&%)@(#_!#@ tomato slice doing on my forehead?!?!?!?!?! *Hurls the tomato towards the door*

How could she cuddle up to me, I wasn't even there <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />... AHA, i'VE FOUND MY HEAD! *Übereil runs towards... On second thougt, he asks Galadriel where she left Lady_Ran.*

Übereil

Geee and here i thought its just me being out of my mind..... aparently this time i AM lost <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />