To open my heart and be really honest with you, I only play RPG games to destroy those little bastards. Only after their DNA is no longer present in the game, I uninstall it from my HDD, whether I have finished the game or not. DKS was the only exception ever.
The reason of my deep antagonism towards those suckers, is that Goblins behave like aberrant assholes. No trade, no evolution, just piss off everyone that has the bad luck to meet these Goddamn evil creatures.
You may think I'm sick in the head, but I garantee you that I live in the real world. I'm the living incarnation of The Choosed One. Goblins are the real menace to humans. Third nuclear war will be for sure against them.
By the way, the quote at your signature is my favourite one from Bellegar's, if not from the whole game! I played the spanish version, but the translators did a so wonderfull job.
Just in case any spaniard reads this, it was translated like this: "ˇMaldita sea la madre que te llevó en la barriga! ˇLa furcia debió ser un monstruo infernal, de nadie amiga!"
I laughted so hard I nearly had a panic attack.
May The Divine forgime my sins and hug my soul!
