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#75649 19/06/03 05:46 PM
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Time to fire up the old crystal ball and see what it says about <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/riftrunner.gif" alt="" />

-Zombie Jake returns!

-Every single NPC in the game will be named after a member of these boards. The JaggedJim character will be a bum who will run up to the player, yell things like "The Staff is the Third Relic!" and "Touch the Sphere while you can!" before running off never to be seen again.

-Kiya will finally find her Invisibility Ring, only to have it stolen five minutes later by the player.

-There will be no Frost Weapons or Scorpion Traps in the game. You will just have to fight enemies on your own.

-The Death Knight you are bonded with turns out to have a deep, dark secret: He secretly collects Plush Toys!

-You will be able to visit Aleroth; unfortunately it will be a strange alternate universe Aleroth where the healers gave up on contacting the Source and instead decided to open up an amusement park. While you are there you will be able to ride the Catacomb Coaster, play Whack-a-George, or just sit back and relax and enjoy a nice Lanilor Pop.

-Soon after the game is released, there will be a rumor started that you will be able to access a rift that will take you to a castle made entirely out of Chocolate Fudge by activating 128 different runes in a certain order then hop on one leg while carrying a chicken and saying "Onomonopia" backwards. This rumor will persist despite the fact that it is utterly ridiculous.

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well, the only ones I think likeable are the npc's being named after us. and that zombie jake returns. maybe there will be a character that talks like a hole bunch and goes around telling ruomrs, and people tell him to shut up. and thats me.



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Time to fire up the old crystal ball and see what it says about <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/riftrunner.gif" alt="" />
-Soon after the game is released, there will be a rumor started that you will be able to access a rift that will take you to a castle made entirely out of Chocolate Fudge by activating 128 different runes in a certain order then hop on one leg while carrying a chicken and saying "Onomonopia" backwards. This rumor will persist despite the fact that it is utterly ridiculous.

Hey! Don't say such things! Now we can keep Bronthion hardly away from putting that one in... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />


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For some reason, I foresee a Neeber/Noober-like NPC. (If you've played BG series, you'll know what I mean.) But that's just me.

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@JaggedJim lol <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Whith these Random quests this one would be a dilemma,
"Zombie Jake has kidnapped your mother-in-law.
you have to recue her."

i hope there is a way to FAILE that quest <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />



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Good to hear that dear ol´ Bron will party with you again - excellent! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
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"Zombie Jake has kidnapped your mother-in-law.
you have to recue her."

Nah - They'd probably make it "you have to rescue him!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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#75657 21/06/03 11:27 AM
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-Zombie Jake returns!

Five points!

There has to be at least three per universe, and in the evil opposite universe he's a suave sensitive zombie who never shags corpses on the first date.

I've listened to far too much D.A.A.S.

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Jake has three lives ? Is he a cat ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />



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Make me a character
ill be the guy who follows you around everywhere asking stupid questions and you finally kill me, but i just come back alive and do it again. Until i finnally turn into a huge gigantic Rabbit and eat you in one bite, and then you have to go on a quest inside of my intestense, or however you spell it, fighting acid rabbits trying to get to my heart to destroy it so i will finnally die.
hahahahaha
it will be great <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


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AlrikFassbauer says :
"Jake has three lives ? Is he a cat ?"

I think that the cat has seven lives

My prediction is : all the dead council members resurect !


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No the real story in <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/riftrunner.gif" alt="" /> will start like this.
and our hereo waked up, and saw it was just a dream <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
(woehoe cliché it is <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> )


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My prediction is : all the dead council members resurect !


Interesting idea ! Maybe the Riftrunnerchar meets them in that dimension or plane, that place where he's bound to the Deathknight ?


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I tryed to kill Zandalor in Divine Divinity, but I could not.
I hope it will be possible in Riftrunner.
Yes i am demoniac !

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your agressive attempts fall flat before him. i.e. u're no threat. or that it's not in the script.


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Have you tried Poison Cloud or something like that?


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