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-"A chicken once had its head cut off and survived for over eighteen months, headless."
-"The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war."
-"After the “Popeye” comic strip started in 1931, spinach consumption went up by thirty-three percent in the United States."
-"The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing."
-"Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland."
-"Gloucestershire airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on the runways to scare birds away."
-"There is a town in Texas called Ding Dong. In 1990, the population was only twenty-two people."
-"India has a Bill of Rights for cows."
-"In New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ burned into it."
-"On November 29, 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter.""
-"A man filed a lawsuit against his doctor because he survived longer than what the doctor had predicted."
-"A surfer once sued another surfer for "stealing his wave." The case was thrown out because the court was unable to put a price on "pain and suffering" endured by the surfer watching someone else ride "his" wave."
-"Serving ice cream on cherry pie was once illegal in Kansas."

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-"The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing."


That's so sad, I think I've probably spent more time in my life being sick. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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It doesn't sound like that much, imo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
Is that on the mouth only? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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Is that including felatio?


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ur joking!?!? only 2 weeks? thats not a lot of time. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />



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That's 24x14=336 hours....Seems pretty long when you think about it in that way...Could you imagine having your lips contact another for this long?



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whats felatio?


Do you have a good dictionary? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


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I bet I'm above average. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> My boyfriend and I kiss all the time, even in public. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />

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yes, so do I, me and my girlfriend. though I have to think about 2 weeks. I think we've already peecked that, if ya' know what I mean. must be like a months or somethin'.



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scientists were amazed when.....
"The analysis was broken down. This is what was found on the surface of the London "underground's train seats:
4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
Vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
Human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
Human excrement
Rodent excrement
Human semen

"When the seats were taken apart, they found:
The remains of 6 mice
The remains of 2 large rats
1 previously unheard of fungus"


more interesting true stuff, here..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Going UnderGround....!!



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