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heh, I'll do it for you, one one condiotion, i get 20 beers to see if I can still stand uprgith and don't tell embaressing stories about me and peple I know again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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old hand
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Joined: Mar 2003
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Mslynx POOFS into the netherworld and POOFS back into the Lair with a HUGE keg strapped to her back. "Here is your beer Lews! I also have a gag for your mouth when the need arises! Good Luck my Friend!" Hheheheheheh <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
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ok, let me get to work, after the first couple drinks
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let me see, put that thingy there, and that thingy there, and then put that one there, dammit, need another beer to boost the work power, ahh, better.
ok, so this there...
...3 minutes later...
....5 minutes later...
1 hour later
Vola! (sp <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />?)
done! so, you put the key in there, on the inside of the employess only lounge (with the exit, funnily enough) a door opens up, and all the loot comes out. now, for another system no one gets out of.
...5 minutes later, damnit 1 hour 13 minutes from when I started, still 10 beers lef tin this keg thingy.
so, you have to drink a beer that has a shrinking thingy in it, so you can slide down the hole, then you get in, and we forgot to make an elavator up, except in the employees area. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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Joined: Mar 2003
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When the beer is gone Lews, don't throw the keg out! It is magical! If you look real close there is a counter on the side w/a reset button! Yep! it automatically refills when the reset button is pushed! I don't think there is another quite like it, very rare indeed. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />
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its voila lews <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
jvb, royal dragon prince
Cheers!
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Oh, dear, Mslynx - with that barrel poor Jolie will have to work overdue with a mop <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> Kiya
<whispering> have you missed the other buttons? They refill this barrel with milk, cocoa, herbal tea, Buad's tea, ice cream (a bit melted), lemonade, Red Bull, Dragon's Delight, Undead Dew.... Hmm, I wonder what happens if I push them all at the same time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
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hey, cool, death dragon tequila mix, sounds good.
bottums up <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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its voila lews <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> damn, new I had it wrong <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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it's knew <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
jvb, royal dragon prince
Cheers!
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Joined: Mar 2003
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Now what was that job Lew's wanted? Proof-reader/editor? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> Remember Lew's, all loot goes to Kiya. Don't try skimming off the top or that new dentistry chair may become your new home! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> Mslynx pushing buttons 1, 5 and 8 on the keg. Aha! A dark fermented malt and grain beverage! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />
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Does this barrel produce nuts? I've got a tremendous urge to search, find and eat nuts... Kiya - <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/riftrunner.gif" alt="" /> squirrel
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It's one of these days...
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She probably got hit by a glacier or something... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Mr Kej, Second Member of the Guild of Off-Topic Posters 
*** Visit Aviorn's Inn, my Divine Divinity fansite ***
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her winterstorage exploded
It's one of these days...
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Just carry on - don't bother about me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> Kiya <searching for a pic with a rabies squirrel> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
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I'll have a Flaming Minotaur! One part Red Bull, one part Dragon's Delight, one part lighter fluid. Add one burning cocktail umbrella.
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HandE, that sounds absolutely incindiary! @Kiya <searching for a pic with a rabies squirrel> I have never heard of a rabid squirrel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />...Want me to help you look? Might be fun. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> The fall solsice is comming on tuesday. Anybody have any end of summer party ideas?
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geez i come home and find prisoners aren't getting their daily pain of listening to death's singing "row row row your boat". and i notice corpses laying every where and some one took my uneasy chair again. and worst of all ye all sober!
you make a demon cry in shame
JK JK JK
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