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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> i like it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
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hee hee- should i name him poop deck? How about long john kitty or captain kitty <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
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Homer: Is the poop-deck really what I think it is? Captain: *Laughs* I like the cut of your jib. Homer: Whats a jib?
I will call you "Squishy", and you will be my squishy! OW! BAD SQUISHY!
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My cats are called: the mother cat: "mamapoes" means mothercat in dutch. the female kitten: "naomi" (because she's so thin and complete black) the male kitten: "BA (barracus)" (Because he's so fat and complete black)
It's one of these days...
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BA: And he can build anything, because wherever they leave him there is a welding machine. Even in a jail cell <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
*Imagines a kitten driving out of the cat box, in a home made tank, with another kitten smoking a cigar and saying "I love it when a plan comes together"*
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I will call you "Squishy", and you will be my squishy! OW! BAD SQUISHY!
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MacGyver was even worse. He made several little bomb with the help of old newspapers, furtilizer, and a lighter. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
But I've got a question. How do you get rid of cats(prepars to get flamed).My neighbors cat comes to our house every night and isn't very friendly towards the 5 little chickens of a week old (lucky theire the mother chickand the rooster to scare the cat off). Now I fear for the little chicks lives <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />. Is theire any way to discourage the cat to go near the henhouse (reppelent spray or something, nothing lethal offcourse). It would really help.
@mandrake: You can come over everyday(just not near the henhouse <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />)
Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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surround the henhouse with upside down carpet runner stuff. you know, those big sheets of plastic that you put under your desk chair if it's on a carpet... if you put it spiky side up they won't walk on it. i've also heard they won't walk on orange plastic fencing, the temporary kind they have at cunstruction sites.
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Cats HATE vinagar...spary that around. I know you can also buy montion detector sprinklers... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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When one comes along, have a bucket of water by hand and soak the cat, Cats hate water and soon they'll see coming in your garden means getting wet.
Or motballs
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" /> says <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> WaTeR!!
i tried once.....a long time ago to give my two cats a bath in the kitchen sink,
ha-ha-ha- <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" /> me!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
the song "cat scratch fever" comes to mind <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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*Imagining Jurak scrathed to pieces!* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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yep <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> up and down both arms...it was quite a feat eventually finishing that chore <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> x2! i learned that day very quickly, about cats, and their love for water!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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hm....
...thinking about how to trick his Orc pet into taking a bath. I heared they have a fear of water too for some silly reason...
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NoT me!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> i swim like a rock.
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hm... for some reason you remind me of the latest adition to the kitty family. Look at the bottem pic. here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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@Jurak: At least your aversion to water explains the orcish stench ;
@Mrobo: Landmines keep cats away! You cant pussyfoot around those things!
Last edited by Mandrake; 07/09/03 06:44 AM.
I will call you "Squishy", and you will be my squishy! OW! BAD SQUISHY!
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update on kitty- his new thing is somersaults.
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lol, I got my cats one of those hand held laser's and they go crazy over them, just chasing them for like hours
Meet Death and let her claim you-
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my female kitten is running around, between, under and on me right now, love the attention, hate the claws.
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lol, I got my cats one of those hand held laser's and they go crazy over them, just chasing them for like hours Let it catch the laser spot. They get so confused when the spot ends up on them! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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