Dear Larian Studios,
I have come to a disturbing feeling as I prepare to beat the last moments of Divinity Original Sin. This great pain has pushed me to become a man with nothing left to lose. In order for you to me seriously, I have obtained leverage that I will use against you if my demands are unmet. Let us begin negotiations...
YOU WILL release a LARGE expansion that adds over 30 HOURS of CONTENT, OR ELSE I will be FORCED to UNLEASH AN ONSLAUGHT THAT WILL MAKE YOUR SCREAMS AGONIZINGLY ECHO INTO THE NIGHT'S as the MASCULINITY NUMBING CUTENESS of ADORABLE CAT PICTURES TEARS APART YOUR VERY SOULS!
This is but a taste of what is to come...
Your move Larian... Tick Tock, the clock is ticking...