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I just came there yesterday. Went into the village, started talking to people with my Roderick and ...whoops... bumped straight into Ramon.


And im like:

" wtf... arent we going down the bioware route here Ey?

Larian...ffs...

I thought better of you! Damn it, does every game now has to have... godamnit... yuck.. etc, etc! Nooo thank you!

And you especially wont get close to MY Scarlet - Ramon! i dont care how f... flexible you are!
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Then i explored the rest of the place, went into the tavern, saw several familiar NPCs there, went up and found Bicky... and as i was going out back again, leading Scarlet, i run into Ruby, offering her... services.

Now, of course, since i was leading my girl super babe Source Hunter i thought, well... we could try that! Of course, right?

Screw Ramon, right?

Screw all those politically correct "liberal" misanthropes and social justice chauvinists and fascists!

I even decoupled Scarlet from the rest of the team so we can go into the Rubys room all on our own. smile
Right? Thats what any real man would actually do. Right?
Of course.



And then it starts...

Ruby asks me whether i would want it savage or sensuous.

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And im thinking, man... i dont know, that savage way is probably some freaky shit. With chains and whips and who knows what...
Im not really in the mood for that.

And im really like a softy at heart (right?) so i choose the Sensous nymph treatment.

And man...


MAN OH MAN! WoW!


That was really something... i mean, whoa! celebrate
I wont spoil anything but, im going back for the savage merciless witch!

And then im going to go for Ramon too! With both!

groovy


hahaha hahaha hahaha

wave thankyou

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Nah, while well done, it doesn't hold a candle to the Brothel of Slaking Intellectual Lusts from Planescape: Torment. hahaha


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Brothels aren't a Bioware thing.

The original Divinity game also featured a brothel.

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Demonic, you missed the point by a few light years.
And please remove those screens.


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Originally Posted by Peter Ebbesen
Nah, while well done, it doesn't hold a candle to the Brothel of Slaking Intellectual Lusts from Planescape: Torment. hahaha



Well yeah but thats... Planescape Torment. Sigil.
Its... outside of mere mortal men spheres of judgement.


Fallout 2 was pretty good in this regard back in the day and still is.

Maybe this just took me so well as a surprise, after initial reaction.

But it really brought a smile to my face and actual laughter when i thought "man, i have to do Ramon too!" :P




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They showed off what happens there during a twitch stream pre-launch.

Not everything is what it looks like :p


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My internet is too slow for twitch.

Old school, turn based bits and all that. smile

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Originally Posted by Hiver

Demonic, you missed the point by a few light years.
And please remove those screens.


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What was the point then?

rolleyes

You sound similar to the Spaghetti man poster...

He's at least entertaining though.

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Walking into there, I was reminiscing about the brothel in the Arcanum game.

Needless to say, this one blew my expectations out of the water. Behind closed doors, her moves drowned out the explosive noises coming from the other room.

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Yeah, brothel was great laugh Ramon is such a naughty, naughty boy laugh


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