Larian Studios Forums General Chat Message from Santa

Dear Friends

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.

The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird crap.

On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my stuff together and bring you the things you want.

This year I suggest you get down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone.

Love,

Santa.

Phah! Stupid reindeers!

damn birds <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

Cool does mean I don't have to clean the Chimney ??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

No, the opposite <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> - We usually have Santa do it for us (unwillingly, but hey, he *does* have that irresistable urge to climb down chimneys - I told him: it's either the shrink or cleaning them along the way, we gave him a choice!) - Let's hope it can hold it for an extra year.

i knew those elves were not 'normal' elves.

I'm ashamed to be an elf now

What? I am not going to have any presents? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

No cds? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />
No pc games? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />
No books? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

What christmas is that? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

a SPRITUAL one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

what?! why do u bow your head so low that a dwarf can chop your head off with ease? have some gay, ... i mean elf pride! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

hahaahaaa..umm..no <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

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have a look at this site very useful
the useless facts page is an excelant read. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Oh and for all you xmassy folks out there;
Merry Christmas

Ha ha ha... cool!

Here's a good one...

Christmas cake recipe!!
Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
lots of nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh*t. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven and piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the

window, finish the vodka and dance around the house naked.

Fall into bed.

CHERRY MISTMAS!


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carrie, it's not nice to make me laugh when i have food in my mouth. shame. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

X-cellently written my dear... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
LMFAOFF! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

I like this recipe for the cake... I will try it... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Nice recipe but, Can I have Captain's Morgan's instead of Vodka??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />