Hi, I'm Lora. Yes, that's my name. Lora. L.O.R.A.
Female.
OK, I'm human. But my father-in-law assures me I'm really a small green parrot from Central America. They are also Loras. They talk. This father-in-law is also responsible for my nickname of "Hechicera", which I've used as a handle here on these boards for quite a while.
So, Sir Lora, is really Dame Lora the talking Latin American green parrot, who wishes you to think he is a male squirrel. Naturally! Assuming that Lora is also an Hechicera, this is not a problem. A natural ability I am sure.

This whole post is true. My husband is laughing hysterically now I have shown him this pet. I hope you have a Spanish speaker there in Belgium who knows Central American parrot names.

Otherwise you'll just think you have one crazy player, named Lora, who randomly posts under the handle Hechicera, who is laughing as hard as her husband.