I know this would involve a new PC voiceover option. I know this would involve a significant amount of model work and a mild retooling of the character creator. I know this is not going to resonate with everybody, but...
Larian, you can come through for us where Turbine let us down. Let us play the shrieky, weird indulgence we want to play. Let us stalk around, ferociously stabbing our problems and running away from anything bigger than us.
Let us make a kobold player character.
