It's time to play Pin the Tail on the Patch, and guess what new features will be included.
I'm anticipating:
1) New barrels that explode, releasing NPC's (male and female) wearing sexy armor, acting as a distraction.
2) Golden pantaloons as an ingredient in a mystery item creation formula.
3) Darkvision will now work in accordance with real world methods, and result in everything appearing reddish.
4) A new arrow trap for thieves, where you can leave arrows on seats, causing damage to those with poor perception - and teachers...always teachers!!
5) Level 5 rats with 200 hp and 20 ac. Because RPG's and rats.
6) Group size changed to 4 1/2, but the half can only be filled by gnomish pistoliers wearing sexy armor.
7) Hide function enabled, but only under beds during romance cut scenes.
8) Weapons will no longer be carried on characters backs - they will now be shoved down the front of a characters pants ( rogues get to shove them down the back of their pants).
9) Screen movement will be changed, to require a cat to lie down on your keyboard.
10) Weapons can now be dipped into salsa, onion dip and other new and tasty variations - salsa will, for example, cause fire damage dependent on how spicy the salsa is. Beware Ghost Pepper Salsa.
Happy Turkey day to all...except Turkeys, because, well turkeys without pardons!!
