Look, I know that it might break the plot of the game, but I'm begging here.
Every night I wish I was playing as a green, little monster. I wish I was 3 feet tall and still had the ability to beat Astarion's little twink body into the ground.
I look into the eyes of my chosen, ideal tiefling woman I created and say 'You know, I really wish I was either dating Sazza or could become Sazza.'

You guys modeled their faces, you clearly understand how adorable their needle-like teeth, pushed up snoots, and grabby, gnarled hands are! I wish to visibly disgust my party members further than I already have!
Just think about it- picture being a stinky goblin in your mind's eye... it's beautiful, isn't it? <3