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Morbo's body is done cleaning and starts an expidition to the Alpes <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

Rolling down the mountains? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Kiya

Help my body can't find the door. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

There are no doors in the Alpes, Morbo - was the wooden plank in front of your head <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Kiya

Yes but my body is still in the brothel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Tsktsk, sorry, no screenshot spoiler <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Kiya

Okay Kiya, he seems quite so sad...maybe we should help? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

That's alright I'll just spawn a new head.

Ohh. something is wrong. Whats happening <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" />

JURAK! What happened to you? Where's your guitar? You're really muddy all over <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Kiya

Carrie, I don't think this orc is sad - look at his teeth. Jolie! We need the steel brush.

Hey my new head isn't that ugly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Hmmmmmm, maybe your beauty is more for orc-females?
Kiya - looking for a whitewasher toothpaste

Quickly some on cut my head of so I can spawn a new one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
and get back to the mudpool, i've got a claw full of mud for Kiya <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Before the spawn

After

there is some improvement <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

Is it really so hard just to cut my head of???? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

*******jvb changes into dragon*******

i have something better for you, when i'm trough with you, you can respwan a whole new body <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

Morbo quickly cuts his own head of.

Here we go again

Before


after


Ohh craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppp <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Morbo got his head back from the alpes.

Now your mine Kiya.
Morbo throws a huge pile of mud to Kiya <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


PS: What are we wearing in the mudpool and in the Brothel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

May I sugest a
full metal jacket.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Kevlar is so much better. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

and some cement shoes just in case,
you suddenly change your mind!
*quickly grabs the guitar, and heads for the music.....