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kiya #100592 16/08/03 04:30 PM
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Can I have some beer 2 ????????????


here have 4 [Linked Image] [Linked Image][Linked Image][Linked Image]
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We may just leave the mess for you Jolie...


I like it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

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Interesting suggestion - using Morbo as a mop? C'mon here, Kiya has a nice little task for you


No my beautifull head <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
Morbo #100593 16/08/03 09:47 PM
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oouuuhhh, I think I drank to much, I don't feel so good [Linked Image][Linked Image]

Is theire a bed in the brothel where I can sleep?

Now theire a line I tought I would never use .

Do I still look green [Linked Image] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" />


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
Carrie #100594 17/08/03 01:11 AM
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We may just leave the mess for you Jolie... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />


Carrie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />. Common, and that on my birthday <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />. Oh, well since its over. i'll get back to bussiness.

*takes broom out of the closet and start cleaning the big mess they left behind*

Lalalalala......


Joliekiller, paladin on a crusade against (almost) all evil.
joliekiller #100595 17/08/03 08:54 AM
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Is this my opinion or is the brothel not doing so well?? It seem I am the only custumor in the mud put. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> Well at least my skin is now smooth <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
Morbo #100596 17/08/03 11:21 AM
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its not mud, its vomit <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


jvb, royal dragon prince Cheers!
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Damm Jolie you didn't clean the mud pit <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />.

Just my luck I installed showers this morning [Linked Image] [Linked Image]


[Linked Image] Morbo cleans the mud pit takes an other shower [Linked Image]


If this keeps up this Brothel can move to the Island For The Mentally Ill <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
Morbo #100598 17/08/03 03:13 PM
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wasn't it an extension allready then? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


jvb, royal dragon prince Cheers!
jvb #100599 17/08/03 03:15 PM
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I don't know.

Where is LewsTherinKinslayer13 he started this thread. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
Morbo #100600 18/08/03 04:48 AM
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I just got out of jail for alcahol abuse. lets just say, I went on a little vacation. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
jail ain't fun <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
i dislike it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />
I like this brothel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />



sorry for missing out, be back soon.



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nice one, lews!! tell us all about it....
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faile #100602 18/08/03 08:24 AM
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I am not so sure if mud wrestling in a brothel was interesting to watch or not.
Perhaps if the guys were in shorts and the ladies in bikinis it might be slightly interesting.
I have the intuition that watching the wrestling events in which Morbo participates shall be very interesting. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Morbo and his opponent shall be covered in mud and looking most of the time for a lost short and a piece of bikini. Only then I would go buy a big bucket of popcorn topped with oil and very cold beer.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
{Takes his sunglasses off.}
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DAD #100603 18/08/03 12:05 PM
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Well you heard DAD, Who challenges me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
faile #100604 18/08/03 01:41 PM
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nice one, lews!! tell us all about it....
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Maybe he wasn't kidding....

Carrie #100605 18/08/03 01:50 PM
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Well we will never know <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />










unless he tells us offcource <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
Morbo #100606 18/08/03 03:02 PM
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Well you heard DAD, Who challenges me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Carrie just showed up immediately after you made your challenge call.

To Carrie: Do you have bikinis? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Running for cover. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


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Indeed you better run! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

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[sarcasm]
[Linked Image] Morbo is shaking in his boots <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
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And in the left corner dressed in her bikini: CARRIE

And in the Right corner Dressed in his Boxers also know as the Belgian dandy: MORBO

who's refferee?(looking at DAD)


Not in the mood for cheese?
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Morbo #100609 18/08/03 03:22 PM
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I do not wear bikini's now way no how. Too much skin for my prude thinking.
Sorry boys.

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I do not wear bikini's now way no how. Too much skin for my prude thinking.
Sorry boys.


DAD comes out from under a pile of straw and peeps.
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very elegant Morbo.

@ Carrie.
What are you doing in that heavy armour? and what is that sword in your hand?
This is as simple as mud wrestling not an invitation for slaughter. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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The bell rings

Morbo runs around in cicles in the mud fleeing from Carrie with her sword While morbo is crying and yelling: Please stop Carrie, Please <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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