Thanks how about this one

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Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing." — [nocando] Brandon(programmer)


or this one

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If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime


or this one

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How C++ is like teenage sex:
It is on everyone's mind all the time.
Everyone talks about it all the time.
Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
Almost no one is really doing it.
The few who are doing it are: A. Doing it poorly. B. Sure it will be better next time. C. Not practising it safely."

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!