"Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !" — Andrew Rutherford.
Chances are I am the only one who will appriciate this quote <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Five points! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
I always comment my code.
In a group project at Uni, one of the coders did comment his code. Mind you, with his choice of language, we'd really rather he hadn't. Further more, the on-screen display was titled "Information Kiosk Bulls***". He does realise we're getting marked on this, doesn't he?