[color:"yellow"] Corrections are in order. [/color]
Definitions
Philosopher (n): a blind person in a dark room looking for a black hat that is not there.
[color:"yellow"] He who searches for the truth is like a man looking for a black cat in a totally dark room;
the man is blind and the cat never exited. [/color]
Erotic (adj): using a feather as a sex aid.
[color:"yellow"] Erotic is being too sensitive and stimulation vulnerable, even to a feather in a breeze. [/color]
Kinky (adj): using the whole duck.
[color:"yellow"] Kinky is using a duck as a �whole� [/color]
[color:"yellow"] Nice jokes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> [/color]
Newspaper glitches
"Ghana is to change over to driving on the right.
The change will be made gradually."
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
"Police recover stolen hamster, arrest 3."
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
"Bush orders Army troops to U.S. Virgins."
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Quotes from famous people
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
-- Mark Twain.
[color:"yellow"] Hilarious. [/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
"Each time a New Zealander leaves for Australia the IQ of both countries goes up."
-- Rob Muldoon
[color:"yellow"] LOL, how many people are expected to understand this joke?
Neither New Zealanders nor Australians are supposed to. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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"It's not the men in my life that count; it's the life in my men."
-- Mae West
[color:"yellow"] That is ten points for Mae West. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> [/color]
Signs seen around the world
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
-- Seen on the menu of a Swiss Restaurant
[color:"yellow"] The brand name is : Desperation. [/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
And finally
Remember, even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat...
[color:"yellow"] Hey Lynn, delete this joke before �rat: sees it. [/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
