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In Pegasus Mail, there is an Easter Egg : The Joke Page.

It's located in the Program's Help.

Nowadays - meaning PMail 4 - it seems no more to be easily accessible from within the Help Function - one had to explicitely search for it, which doesn't seem to work now.

So, here it is : The famous Pegasus Mail Joke Page by David Harris ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

[color:"yellow"] Corrections are in order. [/color]

Definitions

Philosopher (n): a blind person in a dark room looking for a black hat that is not there.

[color:"yellow"] He who searches for the truth is like a man looking for a black cat in a totally dark room;
the man is blind and the cat never exited. [/color]


Erotic (adj): using a feather as a sex aid.

[color:"yellow"] Erotic is being too sensitive and stimulation vulnerable, even to a feather in a breeze. [/color]


Kinky (adj): using the whole duck.

[color:"yellow"] Kinky is using a duck as a “whole” [/color]


[color:"yellow"] Nice jokes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

Newspaper glitches

"Ghana is to change over to driving on the right.
The change will be made gradually."

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"Police recover stolen hamster, arrest 3."

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"Bush orders Army troops to U.S. Virgins."

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Quotes from famous people

"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

-- Mark Twain.
[color:"yellow"] Hilarious. [/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"Each time a New Zealander leaves for Australia the IQ of both countries goes up."
-- Rob Muldoon

[color:"yellow"] LOL, how many people are expected to understand this joke?
Neither New Zealanders nor Australians are supposed to. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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"It's not the men in my life that count; it's the life in my men."
-- Mae West

[color:"yellow"] That is ten points for Mae West. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

Signs seen around the world

"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
-- Seen on the menu of a Swiss Restaurant

[color:"yellow"] The brand name is : Desperation. [/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


And finally

Remember, even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat...


[color:"yellow"] Hey Lynn, delete this joke before “rat: sees it. [/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Concerning signs...

In Cyprus I saw this very nice one:

"Umbrellas and sunPets available here..."

... I´m not so good in English...; could anybody tell me what a sunPet is? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Bernhard

A sun pet: an animal used to protect the owner of the pet from sunburn.

Mostely they take a kat or a small dog, like a yorkshire...
in France, u see alot of French poodles on there heads, wich is quit a risk, because it protects you from the sunburn, but who protects you from the poodle ?????

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Thanx Bean! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

The day one doesn´t learn someting is a lost day! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />



P.S.: ...if you use the poodle you even get liquid extra cooling from time to time... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

Bernhard

you guys are heavily offtopic <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
this was such a nice thread.

Voila back on topic <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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It might ward them ON too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

If those guys were on the seas too long <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

And the price for stupiest qoute goes to:Mariah Carry <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Makes sence <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> 450th post ohhnoooo, Werewolf quickly when is the next full moon

Wouldn't she be called a Sirene then?
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Or the coming attraction! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />
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The Godather, He picks your finger
He Picks your finger?
He picks your finger!

QUOTATION: From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.
ATTRIBUTION: On the removal of a 2-inch-long moth from an experimental computer at Harvard in 1945, quoted in Time 16 Apr 84

God is real - unless declared as an integer.