"Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer." — Erik Naggum.
Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something."
"When the grammar checker identifies an error, it suggests a correction and can even makes some changes for you." — Microsoft Word for Windows 2.0 User's Guide.
"People say Microsoft paid 14M$ for using the Rolling Stones song 'Start me up' in their commercials. This is wrong. Microsoft payed 14M$ only for a part of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line 'You'll make a grown man cry'."
If google made $1 everytime someone used them to find an answer to a tech support question, they would own microsoft
"Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows."
Some good old microsoft bashing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
