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"Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer." — Erik Naggum.
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Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something."
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"When the grammar checker identifies an error, it suggests a correction and can even makes some changes for you." — Microsoft Word for Windows 2.0 User's Guide.
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"People say Microsoft paid 14M$ for using the Rolling Stones song 'Start me up' in their commercials. This is wrong. Microsoft payed 14M$ only for a part of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line 'You'll make a grown man cry'."
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If google made $1 everytime someone used them to find an answer to a tech support question, they would own microsoft
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"Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows."


Some good old microsoft bashing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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From today's calander:
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I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realised I was somebody.
- Lily Tomlin

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God is real - unless declared as an integer.


How about irrational? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />


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I think it's best for all of us we don't declare God irrational. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> How about imaginary?

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Hi Handefood,

"God is everything."

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"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end." -Ursula K. Le Guin www.hungersite.com
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God is everything..
So God MUST be the devil also then? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

-> i don't want to start a holy war here onn this forum <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />


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What is the meaning of life?

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They asked the computer for the Answer.
"The answer to what?", asked Deep Thought.
"Life! The Universe! Everything!" they said.

After calculating for seven million years, it told them that the Answer was "Forty-two"...
so they had to build an even larger computer to find out what the Question was.

From Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.



damm whole my life I tought it was 32, all does wasted years <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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A nasty old man had a habit of checking the colour of the underwear of young babes who wear short skirts.
The district priest was preaching a couple of babes in the church’s yard when that nasty old man approached.
Knowing of his traits, the priest told him from a distance: “Beware the wrath of God who knows everything”.
The nasty old man answered back:
”If God can know what I am about to do, then what can God do about what I am about to know?”

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God is real - unless declared as an integer.


How about irrational? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />



Didn't you knew...???
God is a she.
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God is everything..


So she/he's also the carrot I just eat.
That means God is in me now? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

- on a side note... doesn't she/he have something better to do?


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Yeah becos god has a "string" so she is an array, vector, linked list....


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Hi everyone,

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />God is beyond mental concepts. How do you explain infinity or eternity? Words are "pointers"...kind of like poetry...They can point you towards an experience like a poem but if you take their meaning too literally, it just won't seem to make sense.

"God is both explainable and unexplainable." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Just relax and allow the phrase to sink in. Let go of trying to figure it out. Let go of wanting to understand. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Thanks.


"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end." -Ursula K. Le Guin www.hungersite.com
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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Peter O'Toole


back on topic with this quote

smooth transition <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />


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Are you praising yourself Morbo! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />
Shame ... shame ... shame .... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
You are starting to sound like The Bean. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
You should leave that thumb up for us to give you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />



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Well it was o smooth transition so i deserve to giv my self a <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

damm now were <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> now i can give myself a <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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God is everything..
So God MUST be the devil also then? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

-> i don't want to start a holy war here onn this forum <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />


Good piont Bean...religion is a DANGEROUS subject to talk about...each has their own views...and most of the wars in the world (civil ect...) are fought over it.

What i think about religion, may not be the same as others. And, there are fanatics on both side of the fence...

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"Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known."


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"Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known."


Yet you have been confirming this theory by all the monkey business a monkey would do. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

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Well I am the execption that makes the rule <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

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"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
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