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*"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown
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Half of the people in the world are below average
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Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ....
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent
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Time is God's way to keep everything from happening at once

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!