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An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said,"Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girl friend, but a talking frog, now that's cool." @janggut - i think it's the engineering students most of these jokes are for, by, and/or about... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> my town has an engineering dept at the university, and all this stuff is constantly doing the rounds.
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LOL!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> nice one rincewind! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
![[Linked Image from i3.photobucket.com]](https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/tingtongtiaw/jang_sig.png) ......a gift from LaFille......
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let us then be up and doing
with a heart for any fate
still achieving still persuing
learn to labor and to wait.
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there once was a man from Nantucket..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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[color:"green"] HULK SMASH!!![/color]
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We've got a great show tonight
Conan O Brian
Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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A-hem(cough-cough)...There was a young man from Bees, Who got stung on the arm by a wasp, When asked "are you alright?" he said "yes i'm Ok" "Good job it wasn't a Hornet!!" Taa-Daa <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
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there once was a man from the sticks
who like to write limericks
but he failed at the sport
cause he wrote them too short
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real power isn't given, it's taken. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
jvb, royal dragon prince
Cheers!
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Quote from a Signature from a german IT-Fachinformatiker : Systemintegrator zu Azubi (Anwendungsentwicklung):
"Hey, wer hat denn den Server ausgeschaltet?!"
Azubi (stolz): "Ich, da war ein Hacker drauf!"
Systemintegrator (flippt voll aus): "DAS WAR ICH, DU VOLLIDIOT! Mit PC-Anywhere!"
Echt passiert! Traurig, aber wahr! [Note : There are two "flavours" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> of Fachinformatikers : One is Systemintegration - admin-like job, the other one is Anwendungentwicklung - programmer-like job.] Translation : Systemintegrator to person being in training as Anwendungsentwickler :
"Hey, who has turned off the server ?"
Trainee (being proud) : "I did it, there was a hacker in the system !"
Systemintegrator (getting mad) : "THAT WAS ME, YOU IDIOT ! With PC-Anywhere !"
Really happened ! Sad, but true !
When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
--Dilbert cartoon
"Interplay.some zombiefied unlife thing going on there" - skavenhorde at RPGWatch
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there once was a man from the sticks
who like to write limericks
but he failed at the sport
cause he wrote them too short <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> that's funny!
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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
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what?
*toink*
oh you meant the dodgeball ...
It's one of these days...
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Morbo looks behind him ans see a intercontinental balistic missile EEP. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> CBG: But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills,
you're from two different worlds.
(CBG sees missile approaching)
CBG: Oh, I've wasted my life.
Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.
"UNIX: It's not just 'User-Unfriendly', it's 'Proactively User-Hostile' !"
Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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"There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary."
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Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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"Pull the other one!" "Do you think i was born yesterday" "Don't come that with me" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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Joliekiller, paladin on a crusade against (almost) all evil.
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Drink Up Ye Cider. 
