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don't put things off tomorrow when u can put them off today. i'll get u next time! i swear! HONEST! he/she did it!! **pointing at someone** i am innocent!!
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the dogs! and the bees! and the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they spit bees at you!
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"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."
Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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"some you win, some you lose" "C'est la vie"
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"the bosses kid" and some of his favorites...
Why do today what you can make someone else do... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
When all else fails find someone to blame... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
The early bird catches the worm..... "i don't like worms and my daddy's the boss, so i can sleep in..."! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
When in doubt.......go for lunch! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Make sure your on time for payday! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Always show up for work, just before your parents do!
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Yep <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> i'm back to work....how'd ya guess! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
and one final fitting little quote!
Some things never change! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
Last edited by Jurak; 08/10/03 05:54 AM.
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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Why is [color:"red"]Abbrieviated [/color] such a long word <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
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because you misspelled it imho <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
isn't it Abbreviated without the 'i' after the 'r'
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faile the spellcheck says: [color:"orange"] abbreviated [/color]
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abbreviated is right. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> abbreviation abbreviated is abbr. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />
~Setharmon~
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It's one of these days...
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hey, that alrik's favourite quote! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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and the pigs <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
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"Well knock me down with a feather", sorry 'bout that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />
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"don't sweat the small stuff"
u're ok, spick. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
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In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return...for me to poop on Triumph the insult comic dog
Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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The caterpillar just eats and loafs and sleeps -- and after awhile, without any effort, it turns into a butterfly, with nothing to do but flit around and be beautiful. And the tumblebug toils and pants and sweats and worries, pushing its burden up hill forever, like Sisyphus, and pretty soon some one comes along and thinks how vulgar and ugly it is, and steps on it and squashes it. Idleness and beauty are their own rewards.
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Incredible. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Where is this from ?
When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it. --Dilbert cartoon
"Interplay.some zombiefied unlife thing going on there" - skavenhorde at RPGWatch
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"If, to Man, a cricket seems to hear with its legs, is it possible that to the cricket, Man seems to walk on his ears?"
- Anon
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />
I will call you "Squishy", and you will be my squishy! OW! BAD SQUISHY!
- Dory, Finding Nemo
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I like that one Mandrake, i like to look at things with a different perspective <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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Incredible. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Where is this from ? Don Marquis (1878-1937), American newspaper columnist and humourist. That particular gem came from here: Maxims and Light Verse
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