Quote from a Signature from a german IT-Fachinformatiker :

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Systemintegrator zu Azubi (Anwendungsentwicklung):
"Hey, wer hat denn den Server ausgeschaltet?!"
Azubi (stolz): "Ich, da war ein Hacker drauf!"
Systemintegrator (flippt voll aus): "DAS WAR ICH, DU VOLLIDIOT! Mit PC-Anywhere!"

Echt passiert! Traurig, aber wahr!



[Note : There are two "flavours" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> of Fachinformatikers : One is Systemintegration - admin-like job, the other one is Anwendungentwicklung - programmer-like job.]



Translation :

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Systemintegrator to person being in training as Anwendungsentwickler :

"Hey, who has turned off the server ?"

Trainee (being proud) : "I did it, there was a hacker in the system !"

Systemintegrator (getting mad) : "THAT WAS ME, YOU IDIOT ! With PC-Anywhere !"


Really happened ! Sad, but true !


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