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" Dodge this!"


Morbo looks behind him ans see a intercontinental balistic missile

EEP. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />



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CBG: But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills,
you're from two different worlds.
(CBG sees missile approaching)
CBG: Oh, I've wasted my life.

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Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.

"UNIX: It's not just 'User-Unfriendly', it's 'Proactively User-Hostile' !"

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!