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Man: "Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your Captain. Captain Over."
Clarence: "Gentlemen, welcome aboard."
Man: "Captain, your navigator Mr Unger and your first officer Mr Dunn." (the handshaking begins)
Clarence: "Unger."
Unger: "Over."
Dunn: "Over."
Clarence: "Dunn! Gentlemen, let's get to work."
Dunn: "Unger, didn't you serve under Over in the Airforce?"
Unger: "Ah, not directly. Technically Dunn was under Over and I was under Dunn."
Dunn: "Yep."
Unger: "So Dunn, you were under Over and over Unger."
Dunn: "Yep!"
Clarence: "Ah that's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn."
Unger: "So you see both Dunn and I were under Over even though I was under Dunn."
Clarence: "Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn!"

Stewardess: "Captain! Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked
out an airlock in the computer room!"
Clarence: "Both together?"
Stewardesses (together): "Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked
out an air lock in the computer room!"

Work is the curse of the drinking classes!

�It is better to say so little and mean so much
than say so much and mean so little.�

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That is not logical, but then again you are really small

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
--Unknown

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
--Albert Einstein

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
--Paul Getty

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
--David Letterman

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
--Robert A. Heinlein

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
--Franklin P. Jones

Dude.

Two rules to be on the road to success
1. Don't tell people everything

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