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There are two things that are certainly infinite. The universe and the stupidity of mankind. Well I am not quite sure about the universe
Albert Einstein

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I always wish I listened to my mother when I was young
What does she say
I don't know I didn't listen
From Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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There is one language every programmer speaks perfect ... its cursing



Man trifft leider viel zuwenig Leute die nichts zu sagen haben - und das auch tun