some homer and money quotes

Quote

HOMER: "Ooohh... Twenty dollars? But I wanted a peanut."

HOMER'S MIND: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.

HOMER: "Explain how."

HOMER'S MIND: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


Quote
Homer check lotery tickets while apu is sleeping and finds a ticket that wins $500. homer wakes up apu

homer: I want this ticket and this chocolate bar. I've got this money
Homer empties his pockets
Apu: Sorry mister simpson you can only buy one of thos things
homer thinks
homer sad: I'll take the chocolate

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