long time I posted here so:

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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
--Unknown



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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)


how true <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
--Albert Einstein

I can vouch for this one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

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My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
--Paul Getty


does olive oil count? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

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USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
--David Letterman


[sarcastic mode]Reeeeaaaaalllllly [/sarcastic mode]
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
--Robert A. Heinlein


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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
--Franklin P. Jones





Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!