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If I see you never again, it will be too soon!
(Human Traffic)
If it waggles like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then you can be sure it is an imp dressed for a duck.
(no need to tell where it's from, since all of you know him too well)
For something to exist, it has to be observed.
For something to exist, it has to have a position in time and space. And this
explains why nine-tenths of the mass of the universe is unaccounted for.
Nine-tenths of the universe is the knowledge of the position and direction of
everything in the other tenth. Every atom has its biography, every star its
file, every chemical exchange its equivalent of the inspector with a clipboard.
It is unaccounted for because it is doing the accounting for the rest of it, and
you cannot see the back of your own head.
No, this is
not B.Gates's private notes on FAT system; it's Terry Pratchett's thief of time. (Thanks Morbo for getting the most interesting ones there!!:):))
Drink Up Ye Cider. 
