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Their is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million keyboards for a million year, eventuallt all the works of shakespeare would be produced. Now thanks to the internet , we know it's not true


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Hi-speed is OK, but are we going in the right direction

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I hit the ctrl key, but I'm still not in control

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As a computer I find your faith in technology amusing

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Hit a user to continue

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Real programmers don't document. If it's hard to write, it should be hard to understand


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!