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Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you must know about us Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your fathers, brothers, newphews, cousins former roommate.
Lone Starr: What does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing. Which is what you're about to become. Prepare to die.
-space balls


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