I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought
I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when
you're calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the
right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful
legs all the way up to her a ss. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and
figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to
come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be
straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I
want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the
whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me
up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything
you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says,

"That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press the 9."
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